Happy Holidays (Burp!)

I ate that snowman too.

Oh, hullo! So I guess I should probably post something. Having recently recovered from extensive stomach reconstructing surgery, after Kieron so brutally ripped through my duodenum, I’m finally well enough to have returned and eaten the entire RPS team. Which of course means they’re getting a well-earned rest until my January 4th annual movement. In the meantime, why not take a look through this list of features they’ve produced over the years, or maybe just go on a rampage killing and eating as many innocents as you can. Oh, and take a look at their advent calendar now it’s all finished. I’ll post it above.

Merry Christmas all!

44 Comments

  1. Gnarl says:

    That goodness you’re alright! I was pretty worried Mr. That Killed Kieron.

    On another note, any recommendations on what read while the Hivemind are lazing around in stomach acid?

  2. CMaster says:

    Again?
    Question – what is it about games journalists that tastes so good?
    Also, did you get to play any of those games you read about last time while recuperating?

    • Persus-9 says:

      You know how some humans like to eat veal? Some monsters like to eat games journalists for pretty much the same reasons.

  3. Alexander Norris says:

    I’ll have option B, please – nothing to communicate the good ol’ holiday spirit like a murdering rampage across suburbia.

    Merry Christmas, RPS!

  4. LionsPhil says:

    Merry Christmas, unholy abomination against God!

  5. Fede says:

    Nooooo, not the Snowman! (see alt-text)

  6. Sparvy says:

    Damn it, now I have to spend time with my family instead. Damn Christmas.

  7. Jakkar says:

    Merry Christmas, RPS and readers..

    May your digital stockings be swollen with goodness, meant in the most obscene way possible.

  8. Nobody Important says:

    Don’t eat your advent calender all in one sitting. That stuff tastes nasty when you eat a lot of it.

    Merry Christmas, everyone. Watch Steam’s daily deals like a hawk!

  9. Davee says:

    Indeed, happy holidays/merry xmas everybody!

    And you better spit those journalists out Mr. Monster, you don’t know where they’ve been! And how will we now get our daily doses of gaming-news you egoist?!

    It feels like I have misunderstood something, but I don’t know what…

  10. Lanster says:

    Lol an(us)nual movement.

  11. hydra9 says:

    Happy Xmas and a jolly new year to everyone!

    Thanks, RPS team, for another great year of games journalism.

  12. Bhazor says:

    Happy Winter Solstice, Monster!
    Happy Winter Solstice, everyone!

  13. Morti says:

    gunna miss yuu, guys

    /hullo

  14. Santiago says:

    Feliz Navidad amigos de Piedra, Papel y Escopeta!!!

  15. Vinraith says:

    Yes, a very happy Winter-Solistice-defined religious or non-religious observance (or absence thereof) of your choice (henceforth to be abbreviated “Xmas”) to all!

  16. wyrmsine says:

    Merry Christmas to all – hope yez have everything you need and want this year, even the RPS-eating monster.

  17. Billzor says:

    Man, I hope The Monster That Killed Kieron is in the RPS pc game.

  18. hotrodcadets says:

    Happy Christmas to everyone, and thanks to the RPS folks for a great year.

  19. mcw says:

    Merry Christmas to RPS and readers – see you in 2010.

  20. Brulleks says:

    Merry Christmas all.

    And Monster – I’ll see you at the usual family get together in a few days time….

  21. Heliosicle says:

    Tell me, who did you get first?

    and Merry Christmas all

  22. Psychopomp says:

    Merry christmas, everyone.

    I have a christmas gift request from everyone. For christmas, I want future Valve threads be civil.

  23. Hmm-hmm. says:

    A blessed christmas to all of RPS and the hivemind.

  24. DMJ says:

    A merry Christmas to RPS, and my fellow RPSers.

  25. Shadrach says:

    Happy holidays Mr. Monster. Have a good one (bowel movement that is)!

  26. Noc says:

    MORE CHEER FOR THE CHEER GOD

  27. Man Raised By Puffins says:

    Happy Jesus Day, you chirpy internet people (and/or monsters)!

  28. LionsPhil says:

    Oh boy! Dreadnought Claus brought me a Baneblade!

    Dashing through the snow
    In a frontline battle tank
    CRUSHING XENO SCUM
    Laughing all the way

  29. Bah Humbug says:

    Meh. Won’t be Christmas unti I get the Age of Decadencedemo (it’s supposed to be available sometime later today according to Vince).

  30. Bah Humbug No More says:

    And the combat demo is released!

    link to irontowerstudio.com

    Merry Christmasity!

  31. crumbsucker says:

    Also offtopic: yay for Google ads instead of the slowly loading and obnoxious flash thingies. A nice christmas present, i hope it stays that way.

  32. invisiblejesus says:

    Merry Christmas, folks. Even you limeys. Mostly. :P

  33. Juror #9 says:

    I think this year i’ll go back and try and reinstall my copies of Burn Cycle and BioForge just to remember the first 2 games i owened. Ahh the good ‘ol days.

  34. Diogo Ribeiro says:

    Merry Christmas, everyone :D

  35. DJ Phantoon says:

    He didn’t learn his lesson at all! Kieron is just gonna burst through his stomach again.

  36. What's Kieron Got In His Hand? says:

    I wonder if Kieron’s prepared himself this time. Because I hear nowadays he keeps a shiv on his person at all times.

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  39. LionsPhil says:

    That captcha’s working well, then.

  40. Chaz says:

    It must have taken Christmas off.

    And whilst I’m here, what is it with all this “Happy Holidays” nonsense. Xbox Live has also been peddling this politically correct, non cultural specific seasonal greeting for a couple of years now. Get a grip!

    Its Christmas FFS!

    CHRISTMAS!