1. Steelfists says:

    Bitch should’ve got what was coming to her. Brother needed his paper.

  2. Hotdog says:


  3. Yargh says:

    don’t let this man near your blog controls link to imgur.com
    also, I laughed…

  4. drewski says:


  5. westyfield says:

    Had I been drinking whilst watching that, I’m sure I would have spilled it.

  6. Jimbo says:

    This makes me look at Calo Nord in a whole new light.

  7. Fenchurch says:

    What a rotten way to die.

  8. Theory says:

    But just in case, we’re police.

  9. Psychopomp says:

    I have been asleep for the past 16 hours, due to being hopped up on painkillers, and medication. I have a severe case of strep, and may have to go to the ER in a couple of days.

    Then you, Alec, have to go and make me want to play through Deus Ex again, ensuring I won’t get the rest I need, nor take my medications on time, and probably be left with a half-done playthrough after I’m whisked away to the emergency room.

    You make me sad, Alec. Well, at least you would if I wasn’t on painkillers.


  10. MaxSpark21 says:

    Bitch, I ain’t goin’ back to jail!

  11. CLD says:


  12. Tim Ward says:

    Someone needs to learn to use the keyboard to navigate the speech menu.

  13. Frenz0rz says:


  14. jeremypeel says:

    JC talks with rockets.

    Also, he missed out ‘two’.


  15. DMJ says:

    @jeremypeel: I thought you typed “Batman”. Then I wondered whether JC Denton was the inspiration for Christian Bale’s Batman voice.

    • James T says:

      I think a hand against a windpipe is the inspiration for Bale’s Batman voice. A hand against William Murderface’s windpipe.

      “Thish Batmobile, it needsth more thazzth!

  16. Steampunk says:

    What a shame.

  17. Ho says:

    Oh my god, Daddy!

  18. planet xxx says:

    That’s it, I’ve had it!