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24/06/2010 at 08:31 Garg says:
Desperate. Your turn.
24/06/2010 at 09:05 coldwave says:
No, in six months.
24/06/2010 at 09:20 Alexander Norris says:
Just to annoy Jonas Waever: “Desperate.”
(God damn those electronic old men.)
24/06/2010 at 10:24 Gorgeras says:
Desperate.
24/06/2010 at 10:46 Devenger says:
Desperate.
24/06/2010 at 08:32 Dave says:
ahahah I found this just recently. Its so good!
24/06/2010 at 08:39 nabeel says:
UNATCO?
24/06/2010 at 10:25 Gorgeras says:
Savage.
24/06/2010 at 12:14 dragon_hunter21 says:
U…
UNATCO?
24/06/2010 at 16:42 Krimson says:
No, Savage.
24/06/2010 at 18:15 Anodyne says:
UNATCO hurt my weenie.
24/06/2010 at 08:43 donhonk says:
Old Men….
ARE THE FUTURE
24/06/2010 at 08:45 Octaeder says:
Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod.
I started playing Deus Ex the other day and it was impossible to take the opening seriously with this at the back of my mind.
24/06/2010 at 08:51 Kid A says:
What a shame.
24/06/2010 at 08:55 MDP says:
U…UNATCO?
24/06/2010 at 09:00 Bowlby says:
If you’re showing these videos, I’m almost certain somebody’s already linked to this:
link to youtube.com
But just in case, it is damn funny. :D
24/06/2010 at 09:02 Broslovski says:
No, Savage.
24/06/2010 at 09:02 ckpk says:
Get the hell out of here Denton!
24/06/2010 at 09:05 qx says:
I was into that video before it was cool.
24/06/2010 at 09:14 bildo says:
How did JC get gray hair? Is that an imported skin of JC just for different colored hair?
24/06/2010 at 09:20 Flint says:
You have a selection of five looks that you can choose from what JC looks like whenever you start a new game. No mods or anything involved.
24/06/2010 at 09:22 TotalBiscuit says:
Furthermore, link to youtube.com
24/06/2010 at 09:24 The Dark One says:
It was a bit disappointing when I fired it up in my Steam account and didn’t get this as the intro.
24/06/2010 at 09:30 DCM says:
You do know that you could choose from about 5 JC skins at the start of the game? There was vanilla JC, Black-man JC, Middle-eastern/Indian JC, Ginger JC and the too-much-bleach JC you saw here.
24/06/2010 at 09:36 Fullbleed says:
A nonleathal takedown is always the most silen taketdown
24/06/2010 at 09:43 stahlwerk says:
Old men… are the future!
it’s all in the numbers!
24/06/2010 at 18:27 Bret says:
Number 1?
That’s terror.
24/06/2010 at 09:54 Lewis says:
Welcome to the coalition, J.C. Might as well start using coke.
(Because it’s the same as playing videogames anyway. HA! Ha.)
24/06/2010 at 09:54 Gesadt says:
Within the week there will be old men running the world!
24/06/2010 at 13:14 drewski says:
No.
In six months.
24/06/2010 at 16:24 Theory says:
Yes.
24/06/2010 at 09:56 Fathom says:
Why contain it? It’s cool.
24/06/2010 at 09:58 Fathom says:
go in and go in and go in and go in like the u.s mashall and his 3 daughters.
24/06/2010 at 10:14 Meat Circus says:
My three daughters turned up dead. Here’s your 1000 credit mission bonus,
24/06/2010 at 10:00 Gesadt says:
the goal is conquest, whats the first move?
24/06/2010 at 10:13 Meat Circus says:
You killed my wolf. I like that.
24/06/2010 at 10:13 Meat Circus says:
I… I… I thought you were a GEP gun.
24/06/2010 at 10:46 Laura Michet says:
Oh god, I’m so glad I didn’t know that
24/06/2010 at 10:57 Igor Hardy says:
Now that was fun. No, Savage.
25/06/2010 at 14:25 Frankie The Patrician[PF] says:
No, in six months!
24/06/2010 at 11:07 Gesadt says:
U- .. UNATCO?
24/06/2010 at 12:06 Dozer says:
This video has been the anthem of my house for the last year or so.
It’s horrible. Whenever I hear the word ‘desperate’, I automatically, unthinkingly, reply ‘desperate’. Not good when you go to a church where the pastor will say ‘desperate’ two or three times a sermon.
24/06/2010 at 12:55 Mojo says:
My favorite part is still “Why contain it? ………….. ‘s cool!”
24/06/2010 at 13:54 malkav11 says:
This and the Malkavian mod entertain me so much.
24/06/2010 at 14:24 paddytehpyro says:
Deadedededed
24/06/2010 at 15:06 Purple0limar says:
What are we waiting for?
24/06/2010 at 15:08 Alex F. says:
I love this video.
My favorite thing about it, though, may be that it makes NO LESS SENSE than the actual Deus Ex introduction movie, which is absurd gibberish.
24/06/2010 at 15:20 YogSo says:
Oh yes.
Thanks for reposting this, Alec…
…within the week.
24/06/2010 at 16:11 EthZee says:
…No. Within six months.
24/06/2010 at 16:03 Deltaway says:
Savage.
24/06/2010 at 16:46 Fenchurch says:
I think I’ll take your weapons, I don’t know!
Here’s a picture :-X
24/06/2010 at 17:18 HybridHalo says:
That’s Terror.
24/06/2010 at 19:56 Antares says:
Desperate.
24/06/2010 at 22:36 amishmonster says:
Hate to break the quote train, but does the guy at the beginning sound like Bob Barker to anyone else?
24/06/2010 at 23:35 Orange says:
Within 6 months.
25/06/2010 at 10:39 Inferno says:
The timeless classic. It never stops being funny.
25/06/2010 at 11:42 Mashakosha says:
We saw this months back in PCG chat. Many lols were had. Also on TF2. Still damn funny though.
25/06/2010 at 21:55 Alexander says:
This and the Malkavian Mod approach Doom Patrol-like levels of absurdist brilliance. The Malk Mod’s wonderful Deus Ex/ Planescape mashup definitely deserves a mention – link to youtube.com.