Old Men

I might as well start taking coke

That’s terror.

58 Comments

  1. 24/06/2010 at 08:31 Garg says:

    Desperate. Your turn.

  2. 24/06/2010 at 08:32 Dave says:

    ahahah I found this just recently. Its so good!

  3. 24/06/2010 at 08:39 nabeel says:

    UNATCO?

  4. 24/06/2010 at 08:43 donhonk says:

    Old Men….

    ARE THE FUTURE

  5. 24/06/2010 at 08:45 Octaeder says:

    Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod.

    I started playing Deus Ex the other day and it was impossible to take the opening seriously with this at the back of my mind.

  6. 24/06/2010 at 08:51 Kid A says:

    What a shame.

  7. 24/06/2010 at 08:55 MDP says:

    U…UNATCO?

  8. 24/06/2010 at 09:00 Bowlby says:

    If you’re showing these videos, I’m almost certain somebody’s already linked to this:

    link to youtube.com

    But just in case, it is damn funny. :D

  9. 24/06/2010 at 09:02 Broslovski says:

    No, Savage.

  10. 24/06/2010 at 09:02 ckpk says:

    Get the hell out of here Denton!

  11. 24/06/2010 at 09:05 qx says:

    I was into that video before it was cool.

  12. 24/06/2010 at 09:14 bildo says:

    How did JC get gray hair? Is that an imported skin of JC just for different colored hair?

    • 24/06/2010 at 09:20 Flint says:

      You have a selection of five looks that you can choose from what JC looks like whenever you start a new game. No mods or anything involved.

  14. 24/06/2010 at 09:24 The Dark One says:

    It was a bit disappointing when I fired it up in my Steam account and didn’t get this as the intro.

  15. 24/06/2010 at 09:30 DCM says:

    You do know that you could choose from about 5 JC skins at the start of the game? There was vanilla JC, Black-man JC, Middle-eastern/Indian JC, Ginger JC and the too-much-bleach JC you saw here.

  16. 24/06/2010 at 09:36 Fullbleed says:

    A nonleathal takedown is always the most silen taketdown

  17. 24/06/2010 at 09:43 stahlwerk says:

    Old men… are the future!
    it’s all in the numbers!

  18. 24/06/2010 at 09:54 Lewis says:

    Welcome to the coalition, J.C. Might as well start using coke.

    (Because it’s the same as playing videogames anyway. HA! Ha.)

  19. 24/06/2010 at 09:54 Gesadt says:

    Within the week there will be old men running the world!

  20. 24/06/2010 at 09:56 Fathom says:

    Why contain it? It’s cool.

  21. 24/06/2010 at 09:58 Fathom says:

    go in and go in and go in and go in like the u.s mashall and his 3 daughters.

  22. 24/06/2010 at 10:00 Gesadt says:

    the goal is conquest, whats the first move?

  23. 24/06/2010 at 10:13 Meat Circus says:

    I… I… I thought you were a GEP gun.

  24. 24/06/2010 at 10:46 Laura Michet says:

    Oh god, I’m so glad I didn’t know that

  25. 24/06/2010 at 10:57 Igor Hardy says:

    Now that was fun. No, Savage.

  26. 24/06/2010 at 11:07 Gesadt says:

    U- .. UNATCO?

  27. 24/06/2010 at 12:06 Dozer says:

    This video has been the anthem of my house for the last year or so.

    It’s horrible. Whenever I hear the word ‘desperate’, I automatically, unthinkingly, reply ‘desperate’. Not good when you go to a church where the pastor will say ‘desperate’ two or three times a sermon.

  28. 24/06/2010 at 12:55 Mojo says:

    My favorite part is still “Why contain it? ………….. ‘s cool!”

  29. 24/06/2010 at 13:54 malkav11 says:

    This and the Malkavian mod entertain me so much.

  30. 24/06/2010 at 14:24 paddytehpyro says:

    Deadedededed

  31. 24/06/2010 at 15:06 Purple0limar says:

    What are we waiting for?

  32. 24/06/2010 at 15:08 Alex F. says:

    I love this video.

    My favorite thing about it, though, may be that it makes NO LESS SENSE than the actual Deus Ex introduction movie, which is absurd gibberish.

  33. 24/06/2010 at 15:20 YogSo says:

    Oh yes.

    Thanks for reposting this, Alec…

    …within the week.

  34. 24/06/2010 at 16:03 Deltaway says:

    Savage.

  35. 24/06/2010 at 16:46 Fenchurch says:

    I think I’ll take your weapons, I don’t know!

    Here’s a picture :-X

  36. 24/06/2010 at 17:18 HybridHalo says:

    That’s Terror.

  37. 24/06/2010 at 19:56 Antares says:

    Desperate.

  38. 24/06/2010 at 22:36 amishmonster says:

    Hate to break the quote train, but does the guy at the beginning sound like Bob Barker to anyone else?

  39. 24/06/2010 at 23:35 Orange says:

    Within 6 months.

  40. 25/06/2010 at 10:39 Inferno says:

    The timeless classic. It never stops being funny.

  41. 25/06/2010 at 11:42 Mashakosha says:

    We saw this months back in PCG chat. Many lols were had. Also on TF2. Still damn funny though.

  42. 25/06/2010 at 21:55 Alexander says:

    This and the Malkavian Mod approach Doom Patrol-like levels of absurdist brilliance. The Malk Mod’s wonderful Deus Ex/ Planescape mashup definitely deserves a mention – link to youtube.com.