User Degenerated: Everybody Edits

Honestly, I could handle being the plaything of some unseen, sadist creator. I mean, that’s what we do every day. Now, however, I hate everybody. Everybody Edits is a browser-based platformer where the levels you play in are created by anyone who wants to create a level. That could be you, but it’s probably not. Once it’s finished, you (or more likely, they) open it up to everyone, and you get up to about 50 people all piling on in a single server, to try and beat it. Or, in some cases, you are just along for the ride.

Maybe the creator has created a diorama out of blocks in crude pixel art, and you start the level just to get dragged along, witnessing this huge work before getting dumped at the start again. A welcome diversion from the horrors of the rest, with their increasingly hard jumping puzzles. But, then again, that’s what we’re here for, right?

You can’t win. All you can do is get past every little jumping puzzle and then you get set back to the start. You get a passing satisfaction when you reach the end, because you’ve beaten it, but there’s always more levels, popping up all the time, so you’ll never complete the game. No, the main pull comes from the fact that this is multiplayer platforming.

You can’t help each other. You just share space, clipping in and out of one another as you hop from ledge to ledge, trying to figure out the right combo of arrow presses and jumps to get you from A to B. Of course, trying these puzzles at the same times as other people is a benefit in and of itself; you can watch them go ahead of you, observing how they jump and when, to try and inform you when you try for yourself.

The game has no concept of death, making each restart just a matter of hitting the bottom of that particular stage and being forced back to the beginning by a series of arrows that push you in whatever direction they’re facing. Depending on the level of sadism present in the creator, they can put you a little ways back, or right back to the beginning. Good levels have good checkpointing. Hard levels have none.

Inevitably, you are going to fail. When a stage is kicking your arse, each jump landing either too far or too short and you’re in a constant cycle of retrying, it gets pretty embarrassing. People bound through the stage, their little emoticon faces leering at you before they hop out of your view, leaving you with your Sisyphean Task.

Yeah, your character in the game is a smiley face. Or one with a tongue out, or maybe an ecstatic one with ^^ for eyes. Or, as is often the case with myself, a face made out of pure frustration and anger. The further you get in the level, the less likely you are to see the cheery ones. It’s not a huge opportunity for expression, but people make good use.

There’s something inherently mocking and irreverent about a smiley face. It’s they way they’re unchangeable, constantly bouncing happily along like a they’ve just run away from Karaoke Lettering just to try their hands at a few jumping puzzles before the next song comes on. It doesn’t matter that you’re one of them; even your own avatar mocks you with that cheery smile, enough that you’re quick to change it.

Of course, if a level is too difficult, there are many others to try. Ones to steer clear of have names like ‘The Rage Machine’ or ‘Bet You Can’t Beat This’. These are engineered by sadists who like to hover on a single block above the whole thing, watching players sink into dwindling spirals of rage until they decide the level has beaten them and they quit.

With the latest released version (0.7.0), though, the game has turned into a different beast. Now, certain coloured blocks are tied to keys, which will make them either real or non-existent. So you can have an entire level suddenly disappear beneath your feet suddenly and without warning, making you fall right back to the start of the level only to start over again.

Again, that’s down to the level creator. Either they can use this new ability to create interesting, challenging puzzles, or they can use it to fuck with just about everyone who turns up to have a go with the level. And really, they’re not the ones to blame; it’s every other bloody person who decides to switch out a colour. Or the utter, unreconcilable bastards who figure ‘Hey, why not?’ and turn off every colour. Special place in hell, guys.

Despite this, I keep coming back to Everybody Edits. I think it’s because I’m never alone. Just having other people share in your victories, and more importantly, to lessen your defeats, makes for a compelling experience. You’re in this together, for better or for worse, and that forces a level of camaraderie. Occasionally you’ll stick with one person for a while, each of you helping each other with the jumps, and maybe you’ll wait for them when you finish the level, or they’ll wait for you, and that feels pretty great.

Regardless, you’ve got one thing in common; you hate whoever created this meticulously designed Rage Machine.


  1. PleasingFungus says:

    Interesting! Here’s a different (and unfinished) take on the same idea.

  2. Skinlo says:

    Great game!

  3. patrick says:

    Reminds me a lot of the old “trials” maps in UT2004. If I wasn’t careful, I’d end up stuck in a multiplayer passively-cooperative jumping puzzle map when I just wanted a bit of shootybang.

  4. terry says:

    This may just replace Playpen as my pointless random lunchtime collaborative timewasting online…thing. It gives me ZZT vibes.

    • Casimir's Blake says:

      Mein Gott!!

      ZZT and Megazeux had a bunch of superb, imaginative adventures. I just wish I could remember them, it’s been so many years. Even crude little ASCII characters can fire the imagination when you have solid, believable writing and decent game mechanics. A shame that there’s so much rubbish out there and the community seems barely existent any more. A top 50 ZZT/MZX games would be worth perusing…

  5. Out Reach says:

    Fun, then a troll turned up within 10 minutes and destroyed everything ><

    Minecraft is better.

  6. Code Monkey says:

    This is a pretty good game. I tried creating a level myself once (and got very bored…)

    However, this game reminds me of anothe browser-based game that I played a couple of years back. Any ideas guys?

    And i totally agree with Phill on this one. Those are the exact same reasons that I keep coming back :)

  7. Hyoscine says:

    Better than Transformice?

  8. El Stevo says:

    The platforming is pretty horrible. Even the simplest jump is a chore.

  9. Phydaux says:

    The “locked” levels are the best, people deleting huge chunks of map just isn’t fun.
    A nice one to start with: link to

  10. Matt says:

    I would’ve enjoyed this game if I didn’t feel like I was platforming on ice the entire time.

    • JWill says:

      Some of the blocks /are/ ice. Perhaps you were playing on them. The standard brick blocks don’t slide much.

      As a side note, I just climbed the “Impossible tower” on the “Climb Up To Hell” map. It was one of the most deviously frustrating things I’ve played. In order to get the crown for that level you have to knowingly trip up dozens of other players in your ascent.

      Great game, but beware. It’s one of those games that’s nigh impossible to set down until you’ve bested the level creator.

  11. Chris Benjaminsen says:

    Just a quick words of thanks for the review!

  12. wow gold says:

    very nice .

  13. ABC Boy says:

    hey! now is v.0.7.6!many updated!

  14. SECRET says:

    OMG I was the 1337 facebook fan xD

  15. fir3fli3 says:

    w00000t, the pictures in the review are from my server :D :D :D, btw i have made a new with that style, it’s named Climb Up To Hell, enjoy ;)
    link to

  16. RobZelluf says:


    Our level is used for this review!
    The other editor mailed me, it’s realy cool.
    Now we have a saved “Climb Up To Hell” maby you played already.
    Thanks for using our level :D


  17. Sabrillian says:

    This is my new freetime game… I finally found one after months of searching! ^_^

  18. yoshiman11 says:

    This is the best online multiplayer playing game on the internet

  19. yoshiman11 says:

    and this is a good game!