A Computer Game: Siamese Enemies

She did not ask for two babies!!

Here is what is happening, there is a computer game Siamese Enemies made by Krimelo. It is a wonderful two player computer game. You and your friend, you are a siamese twin, and you race across a randomised level to the hospital. There, that is when all of the things start to go crazy.

Wait. Where is your mother from?


First, there is the race across the level. On the way you collect body parts. Perhaps a kidney, and a heart and a leg. It is easy. Then there is the hospital.

The operation begins! But it is a bad operation, like a fight. You can cut, and you can drag your collected body parts to where they should be in your new body, and you can sew them in place. But what stops you taking body parts from your brother, before he can sew them in? What stops you from cutting parts off of him? Nothing, nothing.

When both players are too tired to continue, the long journey home begins.

As we all know, the mother did not ask for two babies. There can only be one baby. The first brother to make it home, he wins. He wins an existence of motherly love. What for the other brother?

What for the other brother?

Here is where you can download Siamese Enemies.


  1. Wyrm says:

    This hurts my feeble mind.

  2. Simon says:

    And suddenly, DRUGS, THOUSANDS OF THEM

  3. Bas says:

    Great idea. Excellent party game!

  4. Longrat says:

    Reminds me of Covetous, albeit not quite as disgusting a concept.

  5. Korgan says:

    What the fuck. One glance at those screenshots and suddenly I’m tripping hard.

  6. Heliocentric says:

    I ordered the 2 babies, 4 portions of fries and a selection of dips.

  7. Riesenmaulhai says:

    “You don’t need three legs!”
    “Dude, this is _not_ my leg.”

  8. Zombat says:

    Is that Barbra Streisand in the top pic?

  9. Clovis says:

    I hope no one tells Fox News about the new game that all the kids are playing that mainly involves CUTTING UP AND MUTILATING BABIES.

  10. Toastmonster says:

    Won’t someone please think of the children!

  11. Ubiquitous says:

    BUT if fox news heard of this, then perhaps Bill O’Reilly would do an interview with someone about it, and I could watch it on youtube!

    I find watching that fool spewing his garbage everywhere to be HIGHLY amusing. Although I will only watch it on youtube, I’d rather not feed that hand…

    Besides I dont think I acctually get and cable anymore, I havent tryed to use it in months, and I certainly don’t pay for it.

  12. nemryn says:

    There is no way the actual game can be as good as this description.

  13. Satchel_Charge says:

    RPS summarized

  14. Satchel_Charge says:


  15. Novotny says:

    Alas! The bomb-bag is true

  16. Novotny says:

    (once you translate)