Imagine you’re standing in front of a large piñata, shaped like your favourite handgun. I am giving you a heavy stick. Go on! Whack the piñata. Don’t be shy! It probably won’t explode.
BAM! What’s inside? What’s falling out? Why, it’s four new videos of Call of Duty: Black Ops, which hits shops next Tuesday. The first of these videos is the launch trailer, then we’ve got two singleplayer walkthrough videos and a video of the zombie multiplayer mode. Go on, gorge yourself.
Hmm. I kind of resent the use of Gimme Shelter here. Grotesqueular manshoots should leave classic rock alone, and stick to modern rock bands I have little to no feelings about. That’s what I think.
I wonder what else is in the Black Ops piñata. Let’s just leave it well alone.