Crush Your Gnomes: PvZ Garden Ornaments


Rock, Paper, Shotgun is always first with the news. Apart from when we’re last. For instance, this Plants Vs. Zombies garden ornament collection first appeared in March last year. But I don’t care, because I just saw it for the first time, and no one else I’ve shown has seen it before, and it’s gorgeous. So there. They’re the work of a collection of people at Californian-based Moose Studios Pottery. You can see lots of individual photos on their Facebook page, which appears to be as official a website as they have. If you’re in Clovis CA, why not see if they have any left? (Thanks to Tina K. for the link.)


  1. Navagon says:

    Those are damn cool. Maybe this year we’ll get some zombies too.

  2. Lilliput King says:


  3. Memphis-Ahn says:

    What does it say about me if I thought PvZ meant Protoss versus Zerg?

    • newton says:

      You don’t want to know.

    • JeCa says:

      Same here, for a moment I thought I’d misclicked my RSS feed for the Day[9] Daily instead of RPS ^^

  4. Jimbo says:

    Why would you want any that aren’t Tall-Nut?

  5. Napalm Sushi says:

    …I should probably have played this by now, yes?

  6. Shadram says:

    I love the zombie hand coming out of the ground. I want it. Or I would, if I had a garden with grass in it…

  7. gwathdring says:

    Awww …

  8. MrEvilGuy says:

    but they will be vandalised by the zombies :(

  9. James says:

    You don’t care about gaming-related pottery at all!

  10. geldonyetich says:

    Finally, a solution for all my zombie lawn needs.

  11. DigitalSignalX says:

    All I can think of when I see that is “how cute” and “what a pain when you need to mow the grass”

  12. stone says:

    Doesn’t matter that you’re late. You’re RockPapahShotG’n. You cover whats important out there. Really important. I’d love to buy some pottery, if it weren’t for the shipping costs – they’d set me back two months I guess. But I wish Moos Studios all the best after this coverage! (I did buy Precursors immediately after you covered that, though.. )

  13. BooleanBob says:

    I guess someone pointed out how adjectives work to these guys.

    That said, I like my autumns to be brisk with weak sunshine and a thin layer of frost on the ground. Autumn days when the grass is jewelled and all that.

  14. Torgen says:

    Went to their FB page, and all the pottery photos were gone. Zero mention of them as well.

  15. Curious_Orange says:

    I don’t like the Tall Nut, he’s far too smiley – a Tall Nut should be imbued with an expression of stoically repressed rage that says “I’m getting fucking eaten here, and it’s all your fault… I don’t mind, it’s what I’m supposed to do, but I just want you to be aware that this is All. Your. Fault.”

  16. Fumarole says:

    An old girlfriend of mine lives in Clovis. She’d probably have something like this on her lawn, too.

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  18. Farewell says:

    Sure is Kotaku in here…