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Geralt Entity: Ten Minutes Of The Witcher 2

Here at Castle Shotgun we don't call it arm wrestling, we call it ARM WAR. We also use guns.

Guitar! A pine-cone monster! Communism! Short-shorts! Death! It’s all after the jump.

This is via RipTen, by the way. Thx Ripten!

0:30 Well, this is all quite pleasant, isn’t it? Pretty game. Well done, CD Projekt.
2:49 Oh, right, that’s enough of that then. The guitar shatters the silence like a sickly lion dropped through a plate glass ceiling.
3:05 Fighting!
3:42 Fighting!
4:21 …still fighting! This looks quite good, doesn’t it?
4:33 A massive pine-cone monster! Of course!
5:08 Urgh, there are things I don’t need to see at 9:32 in the morning and such a thing is three feet of sword being pulled out of a man’s head.
6:12 It’s over! I think I need a lie down.
6:17 You know, as much as games created for games are usually terrible, I am slightly impressed that it would appear you pick up those dice with the mouse and roll them yourself. Game of the year!
7:40 Hahaha. Geralt doesn’t dick around. “Ow!” *whaBAM*
7:55 Quite the throw. I’m not su– hey, what the crap is that guy in the background wearing?
8:44 Communism!
9:56 It’s over! So many trailers end on cliff hangers these days that I’m not sure what to do with myself when one just ends like that. Maybe I’ll just stare at the darkness for a bit. See if they’ve got anything surprising afterwards.
14:25 You know what? I don’t think anything’s coming.
18:11 Yep.

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