A Cursory Glance: New Cursed Crusade Shots

Medieval surgeons would make up for their shortcomings with enthusiasm

Gritty, medieval hack’n’slasher The Cursed Crusade (not to be confused with The First Templar) has some new shots out, and they’re a bit full-on for midday on a Friday. It’s almost enough to put an Englishman off his light lunch of blood sausage or kidney pie. Thoughtless French developers!

That first one is giving me flashbacks to The Shield. Vic Mackey, your devil-may-care brand of law enforcement is sorely missed.


  1. Teronfel says:

    I still don’t understand which one is the Cursed Crusade and which the First Templar

  2. Doesntmeananything says:

    Is everything all right with the last screenshot?

  3. President Weasel says:

    I seem to have confused this one with the First Templar.
    What can I do?

  4. Navagon says:

    So is zero-contrast greyness the new brown or something?

  5. Corrupt_Tiki says:

    Is he cooking his head in the first one?

    • Jake says:

      You’ve never seen the medieval, cannibal edition of Ready, Steady Cook?

    • Nico_101 says:

      They take advantage that the helmet acts as an oven, which is cool. You have to cook with what you have.

    • Lukey__b says:

      Look closer, it’s a hot cross bun.