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Exclusive: Serious Sam 3 Headless Kamikaze

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Here’s something you’re seeing here first. A new trailer for Serious Sam 3 BFE, following the life of one of the game’s many headless kamikazes. Because that’s the correct way to trail an old-school shooter – a documentary about a headless man with bombs for hands. We’re all agreed on that. So head below to take a world exclusive peek at the new video.

A leaked document explains the purpose of the video:

“In preparation for the launch of Serious Sam 3: BFE, Mental’s Horde (NYSE: MNTL) has announced a plan to fill over five billion henchmen positions that have opened up since the release of Serious Sam HD. While admitting company morale is low after a decade of defeat at the hands of Serious Sam representatives, the Horde have confirmed that the organization will be redoubling their efforts to take down their longtime nemesis.”

The company’s HR director apparently said,

“We’re seeking recruits for every division from Headless Kamikazes and Scrapjacks, to accounting and risk management. But honestly we’ll accept anyone with a high school education and the willingness to have their head surgically removed.”

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