Now Spawning: Team Fortress Arcade

No, you don't have to pay for the hats

Adam wrote about visually delightful side-scrolling TF2 demake Team Fortress Arcade just the other week. It’s true, he did! I have proof. The problem was the game wasn’t actually out then, which looked like we were teasing you with a cool thing you couldn’t actually play. That’s because we are rotters, and want you to experience only suffering. But now it is out, which means you can play it right now.

Don’t think that gets you off the hook, though. We’ll find some new way to make you suffer any minute now. Maybe it’ll be my forthcoming Xenonauts hands-on preview. Maybe it’ll be Jim’s review of the Deus Ex: Human Revolution DLC. Maybe it’ll be that dead stoat I hid under your bed. Or maybe we’ll say something you disagree with about a game you’re fond of. Truly, our cruelty knows no bounds.


  1. Tusque D'Ivoire says:

    No more love for Isaac? been playing the Binding Of Isaac pretty much non-stop since release. It’s mean and random but great!

  2. CMaster says:

    Maybe you’ll talk about Monaco.

  3. sonofsanta says:

    Maybe another one of you will pack your bags and desert us :'(

  4. Drake Sigar says:

    There’s no way you’d be able to fit the stoat in with all those dismembered hookers.

  5. KingCathcart says:

    The Binding of Isaac
    Witcher 2 2.0 patch
    Battlefield 3 Beta
    Ridiculously hot weather for autumn

    You just try and ruin my weekend RPS. Go on try it.

  6. torchedEARTH says:

    Your parents were cruel to you.

    You are cruel to us.

    We are cruel to the video game people we meet.

    Your parents don’t understand video games and vent their frustrations any way they can.

    The cycle is complete.

  7. thegooseking says:

    I’m happy when people say something I disagree with about a game I’m fond of, as it gives me a chance to demonstrate my towering stubbornness intellect by ‘proving’ them wrong.

  8. UncleSmoothie says:

    For the record, Alec, I have been waiting ALL DAY with bated breath for the Xenonauts preview. POST IT, MAN

  9. bglamb says:

    “Or maybe we’ll say something you disagree with about a game you’re fond of.”

    Oooh, like Might & Magic, Clash of Heroes?

  10. Wulf says:

    It’s pretty nifty. I’m eager to see online co-op in it.

    It also makes me wonder whether any arcade emulators have actually managed to pull off synchronised games via Internet play, rather than just sending the control inputs back and forth (for stuff like Street Fighter).

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  12. Gabe McGrath says:

    Cmon guys,

    22 comments here, and there’s approx *1* related to this bloke’s game.