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Thin On Top: Four New Max Payne 3 Shots

Pictures are like the ultimate slo-mo.

New shots of Max Payne 3 are always a welcome sight. Not due until March next year, we’re obviously still a way off from actually seeing anything useful, so clearly dripping out the odd picture here an there is the usual tedious PR game we all have to put up with for some reason. Still, by February we’ll be sick of the sight of it, so let’s make the most of still feeling that frisson of early excitement? I don’t know. I’m confused about what to be cross about. I’ll just be cross about everything.

Stupid bloody kittens cutely playing with each other. Sodding cure for a terrible disease. Ghastly ponycorns frollicking in all that stupid free money.

Click on them to make them magically zoom toward you, threatening your face.

Don’t forget to read Andrew’s preview of the game, whatever you do.

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