Skyrim is out in three days! Three! Not three years, but days. One of us is playing it right now, but it’s not me. But Friday’s my day off, so while you’re all at work, I’ll be able to sit watching it download on Steam all day. Take THAT, suckers. But in the meantime, for all of us who cannot play it before it comes out, there’s at least a new trailer to pass the time.
It’s a trip around the world. Which isn’t a world, obviously. It’s a country at best. They’ve become confused. I, meanwhile, am confused how a line like,
“Skyrim needs the Empire as much as it needs…”
can not end in a joke.