If there’s one thing better than tanks fighting it out, it’s tanks fighting it out for no reason other than because they are tanks. Let Tanks Be Tanks should be the subtitle of Cliffski‘s RTS, Gratuitous Tank Battles. Followed by three exclamation, because nothing says gratuitous than ‘!!!’. Even the sound in this video is gratuitous: Cliffski has recorded 7 minutes of the game playing, showing off his development tools that he’s choreographing the tank violence with. Unfortunately, the tanks are so loud that he had to set his mic up to compensate. This set off a tit-for-tat response with the game that ended up with his mic being declared a war crime. It’s loud, people.
Turn everything down unless you want to end up in the Hague. I’ve spent the night in the cells there, after drunkenly invading Albania. It’s not fun. But this video is fun. I love frame-by-frame distortion effects.
13/02/2012 at 14:54 BenA says:
Let us give tanks.
13/02/2012 at 15:07 Jimbo says:
Tanks a million.
13/02/2012 at 15:16 Gap Gen says:
This deserves a Patton the head.
13/02/2012 at 15:19 Kollega says:
Do you think anyone can Challenger what this game offers, ladies and gentlemen?
13/02/2012 at 15:21 dubyabyeats says:
I’m losing the tread of this.
13/02/2012 at 15:39 Peter Radiator Full Pig says:
Sherman you are joking.
13/02/2012 at 15:43 Daniel Klein says:
He’s just Panthering to the masses!
13/02/2012 at 16:57 Tirranek says:
Looks like a worthy Challenger has arrived.
13/02/2012 at 18:02 Dog Pants says:
Pershing the thought.
13/02/2012 at 19:08 wcq says:
Is this purely Maus controlled?
13/02/2012 at 19:39 Fumarole says:
Anyone know wehr we’ll be able to buy it online?
13/02/2012 at 19:54 phuzz says:
I hope it’ll be making tracks to a store near me soon.
13/02/2012 at 21:54 pertusaria says:
Truly, Cliffski is a caterpillar of the gaming community.
15/02/2012 at 02:48 corinoco says:
I’d better shoot down to my nearest store then… I think it’s in Chobham; I’ll put my traditional French wooden clogs on and traverse the countryside!
13/02/2012 at 15:34 AmateurScience says:
I hope it’s not critically Panzered
13/02/2012 at 15:44 Raiyan 1.0 says:
They cannon do it.
13/02/2012 at 16:33 Gap Gen says:
Nah, it’s gonna top the Chars.
13/02/2012 at 17:01 mentor07825 says:
My Panz-er on fire!
13/02/2012 at 17:13 Tirranek says:
Armour looking forward to this.
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14/02/2012 at 14:45 Ironclad says:
Tank puns and porn spam…
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