Ooh, I’ve come overall military. Let me try that again: “I don’t know what I’ve been told, Spec Ops: The Line is out June 29th”. Ah, military cadence is a wonderful medium for delivering game news. The Dubai set Gears of War-ish shooter that Adam liked but I have concerns about is taking advantage of the sweltering heat of summer and potential beach holidays. Imagine, an entire marketing campaign claiming to have brought about sand and sun. There’s also a multiplayer video that shows off the perks of pre-ordering, below.
This is notable because they’ve refused to even talk about the group fights, and here they are sneaking it out without as much as a military flyover or a 21 gun salute. From what I can discern, the game has ranked classes and level-based unlocks. That’s more than you knew before reading this sentence.
This is usually where I’d put the release date, but I’ve already sang it it to you. Instead I’ll limerick my way out of here: There once was a game from Dubai, coming out just before July, I wrote up a post, got scared by a ghost, and now I’m away for a cry.