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Sand In Your Pants: The Itchy New Spec Ops Trailer

Just like that bit in Apocalypse Of Darkness

Spec Ops: The Line is on a mission to prove it’s not just the sand that’s gritty with this new “Community Gameplay Trailer”. Whoever the Spec Ops community is, they’re sick puppies, as this is nothing but a catalogue of human misery: Argos filled with skulls, a Littlewoods of pain, an Innovations dedicated exclusively to a helmet that stops brain matter from staining your nice rug. Bad things might go down in the desert, but you won’t have to worry about worming bits of lobe out your finest shag with the Brain Buster! Act now and get Butt Blaster, the amazing all-in-one rifle butt cleaner and clockwork radio.

Want to see Dubai if it was swallowed by the desert, leaving the people cut off from society and morals? No? Well tough.

Spec Ops: The Line is out on both the 26th and 29th of June. How is that possible? Why, only with our patented Time Slicer…

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