It’s been a while since we last reviewed a Woodcutter Simulator game. Mr Stone found it disappointing, and couldn’t see the wood for the trees, saying things like “Woodcutter Simulator can do weirdness, but not the good organic kind.” Perhaps this can be changed in 2013, then, as the latest iteration of this lumberjacked offering arrives to boast “a raft of new features including challenging missions, a day and night cycle, realistic weather effects as well as new forest areas.” No word on weirdness, organic or otherwise. For some reason publishers see fit to leave that out of their game information. Hm.
Trailer below.
19/12/2012 at 18:02 FurryLippedSquid says:
I can take or leaf that, tbh.
19/12/2012 at 18:03 Tiax says:
Your opinion has been logged.
19/12/2012 at 20:20 mr.black says:
YAAAAY, finally back to good old pun threads!
I just need to get that off my chesnut..
20/12/2012 at 00:21 marianthomas4 says:
Love my job, since I’ve been bringing in $69h… I sit at home, music playing while I work in front of my new iMac that I got now that I’m making it online..Read More
20/12/2012 at 05:20 JoeyJungle says:
You ruined the pun thread, spambot!
20/12/2012 at 03:23 x3m157 says:
I’m thorn between getting this or Farming Simulator
20/12/2012 at 08:14 wnasdv says:
Christmas is coming! Fully 30% discount! I like the Video Game Accessories! Many! Great! link to jive.to
19/12/2012 at 18:04 Llewyn says:
Pah. When we want your opinion we’ll axe for it.
19/12/2012 at 18:05 Craig Stern says:
You wood say that.
19/12/2012 at 19:30 mrmalodor says:
I saw what you did there.
19/12/2012 at 18:07 JB says:
I hope all these puns threads don’t splinter the RPS userbase.
19/12/2012 at 18:08 Gap Gen says:
That’s a saw point, there.
19/12/2012 at 18:13 OrangyTang says:
Yes, he really made an ash of it.
19/12/2012 at 18:14 Kestrel says:
He really cut to the chase there.
19/12/2012 at 18:16 dogsolitude_uk says:
Fir crying out loud… These are so bad someone should call the copse. We’ll soon have the Special Branch rooting around…
19/12/2012 at 18:19 Muzman says:
I conifir on you the title of Larchest Punster
19/12/2012 at 21:18 Jimmy Butler says:
I was so impressed with that trailer, I was rooted to the spot.
20/12/2012 at 08:23 dkibafhy says:
I like how they mention “day/night” cycle and then don’t show any night shots.
link to pcgamer.com.
Also, does the 2013 look badly shooped onto the logo to anyone else?
20/12/2012 at 00:00 Dthen says:
I agree: these puns are sapling my will to live.
20/12/2012 at 03:54 TheGroovyMule says:
I’m pine with them, they let me branch out my gaming habits
19/12/2012 at 18:15 Bracknellexile says:
I can’t decide if you’re okaing or knot.
I’m sorry, that was acorn-y pun :(
19/12/2012 at 18:19 TyrOvC says:
That trailer music has a really nice timber.
19/12/2012 at 18:39 Lambchops says:
Yew guys make me sick. A more prudent option might be shelf this and stop making me pine for less wood based pun threads.
19/12/2012 at 22:06 Steed says:
Don’t be a little birch Lambchop, or yule be sorry next time you log on.
19/12/2012 at 18:40 noom says:
It’s nice to see RPS branching out into this sort of coverage.
19/12/2012 at 19:28 Ayam says:
Man, my thread to play the coop version of WCS 2011 was cut short a while back: link to rockpapershotgun.com
19/12/2012 at 18:18 dogsolitude_uk says:
I’m genuinely curious: how poplar are these sim games?
19/12/2012 at 18:19 Gap Gen says:
I liked them at first but I’m sycamore of them coming out every year.
19/12/2012 at 18:21 DellyWelly says:
Winner
19/12/2012 at 18:39 Lambchops says:
Gosh, I look stupid having not read the whole comment thread. I though I was being extra clever too!
19/12/2012 at 18:55 Llewyn says:
Somewhere (everywhere?) Horace is frantically scribbling out another entry to make room for Gap Gen on his private Important Advent Calendar of Puns.
Back on topic, it sequoia-t time for game news if this is getting featured on RPS.
19/12/2012 at 18:22 TyrOvC says:
Oh no, the pun threads got cut in two!
19/12/2012 at 19:12 vatara says:
I saw that coming.
19/12/2012 at 21:54 SuicideKing says:
At least tree, really.
19/12/2012 at 18:24 Tukuturi says:
I tried to come up with a pun using “lateral meristem,” but I couldn’t. Maple something will come to me later.
19/12/2012 at 20:26 The Random One says:
I can’t believe there are tree pun threads already.
19/12/2012 at 19:13 Lev Astov says:
I find it difficult to believe games like this are real. Someone buys this? Fascinating.
That said, I’d probably be interested in a stonecutting simulator, complete with quarry. That’s essentially what Minecraft is, though.
19/12/2012 at 19:24 lordcooper says:
link to gamersgate.co.uk
Careful what you wish for.
19/12/2012 at 23:36 LintMan says:
I think 90% of the market for these sims is people making dubstep videos. (Such as link to uproxx.com)
I demand that this trend continues.
19/12/2012 at 19:30 mrmalodor says:
Does this game have a branching storyline?
20/12/2012 at 02:39 Canadave says:
That would certainly spruce up the gameplay a bit, wouldn’t it?
19/12/2012 at 19:44 Rao Dao Zao says:
I like how they mention “day/night” cycle and then don’t show any night shots.
Also, does the 2013 look badly shooped onto the logo to anyone else?
19/12/2012 at 20:18 Berzee says:
For best results follow this up with a few minutes of BLACK BELT SORVI HERO and imagine that you are taking the lumber all the way from raw material to finished product.
19/12/2012 at 21:18 captain nemo says:
Would be better as a firs person shooter
20/12/2012 at 12:07 oxykottin says:
This game gives me wood!