All The Games Are Here: Ring Runner Trailer

I'll bet you can guess what this screenshot sounds like.
Remember when games came on tapes, and dynamic, go-getting entrepreneurs would sell ‘compilations’ in the backs of magazines? Seemingly random games sharing tape space, all bundled up side-by-side. Well Ring Runner: War Of The Sages is like one of those compilation tapes, but set in space. And it looks like a child has gotten hold of the tape, ripped all the ribbon out, and then bunched it all up. That’s the best analogy I have after watching the latest trailer, which shows space ships frantically fighting through a lovely 2D galaxy. It’s the breadth of powers available that makes it interesting: the usual drones and c-beams beams can be seen glittering, but one ship has a flail, and another’s based on Link’s skillset from the Legend of Zelda. It has a spin attack and boomerang.

It’s basically about space wizards fighting, with a huge range of customiseable ships that can do everything from time manipulation to spawning an atomic hammer. Single-player, co-op, and multiplayer are all included, and any combination of skills is allowed. To keep things interesting, the AI can handle each power, so everything you come across will provide a unique challenge.

Why is all this happening? Oh, I don’t know. I watched the video and got lost in an explanation about brain implants, and though I’d dismiss the background as a swamp of nonsense to justify you flying ships that have 300 combine-able abilities, they’re releasing a fricking novel alongside the game as well. It also has elements of tower defense, it’s non-linear, and there’s an upcoming MOBA mode. I’m glad they eventually stopped adding bits to begin the shipping process, or it’d end up with text adventure and free-running sections

I actually could see this being a fun blast with friends, and if the scope for tweaking the ships is wide as the trailer suggests then setting up a few brainless games of an evening could be lots of fun. Their Youtube channel has a hundred million videos if you want to look over the development, with every part of the game’s systems discussed.

It’s out July 9th from everywhere but Steam, and there will be a demo released before that. But they’re also trying to get Steam happening as well.


  1. InternetBatman says:

    I lost it at “firing angry bolts of mathematics.”

  2. Tusque D'Ivoire says:

    Wait, is that Serenity? And it has Stealth, Deception and Sabotage? count me in!

  3. bcrowe says:

    Reminds me a lot of SubSpace, which was a bit of an addiction of mine back in the day.

  4. Urthman says:

    That “sage” they quote is a bozo. The universe is not only vaster than we imagine, it is vaster than we can imagine.

    • Drakedude says:

      Not if we never get ftl and/or survive long enough to reach other solar systems, as far as we’ll know anyway. Much more true when he created it, at a guess, if he existed.

  5. Chris says:

    The video caused me to call the Hyperbolé Police, who picked them and locked them up in exaggerationcatraz.