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OOO YEAH: Ouya Hit TowerFall Coming To PC

Or maybe they're all holding tiny little croissants

The Ouya has games! Some. More than one, I’m pretty sure. People have told me this, and I believe them because why would everyone be lying to me about everything in an attempt to hide the fact that my reality is a wilting cardboard construct and nobody loves me. So TowerFall. It’s apparently the mighty bow-and-arrow godking of Ouya mountain, what with its mix of hop ‘n’ bop brawling shenanigans, item-littered levels, and Robin-Hood-worthy pointy-stick-hurling antics. Unfortunately, it launched as an Ouya exclusive, and there was no hope for an unbearable not-even-a-month-long span. But now, developer Matt Thorson has announced that PC will soon join the fray – with “a ton” of new content, no less.

Thorson took aim with his gleaming bow (read: fingers) and launched a truly formidable word volley at Twitter (read: Twitter).

“Yes, I am working on TowerFall for PC. But it’s going to take a couple months. There’s going to be a ton of new content!”

New music and levels are definitely in, and a level editor is apparently at least a possibility. Personally, I’m also crossing my fingers for online multiplayer (currently it’s local-only), but only time will tell on that front. I mean, I’m all for local multiplayer (humans can be pretty cool sometimes assuming that, again, they’re not lying to me about every facet of my existence), but options are never a bad thing.

Regardless, this is exciting news! Now then, time to go pour acid in my ears until the distant, spring-rain-like echo of Macho Man Randy Savage screaming OOOOOO YEAAAAAAH subsides and I finally find peace.

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