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You'll Never Believe What's In CoD: Ghosts' Launch Trailer

In space, no one can hear you-- KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLAMMMMMBLAAAAMMMWHOMPTHOOOOOOMSMASHCRASHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Explosions.

The US flag.

A plane.

A helicopter.

Riley.

Eminem.

And. In. The. Game.

[An eagle screams, like a weeping angel]

More explosions.

A house crumbles.

Men dive.

A helicopter explodes into a train.

Men die.

A shark ponders, “What does this mean?”

The trees reply, “Tree sounds.”

Vehicles, like dogs but with wheels.

Wolves, like dogs but without men.

Men, like dogs.

Space: just like in Gravity.

A faint, wafting five-second guitar solo.

Explosions.

fin.

(Call of Duty: Ghosts will be out in two weeks. That was a “launch” trailer for some reason.)

Perhaps the reason is

Videogames?

fin for real this time

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