Fetch Quests And Physics: Goat MMO Simulator Expansion

Wizard.

You know, I think I’ve seen a serious drop-off in zany physics simulators since the release of Goat Simulator. I roam far and wide across the Internet, looking for odd and wonderful new things every day, and say with confidence/wild speculation that Coffee Stain’s physics sandbox was a turning point for the genre. After something so brazenly broken, so unashamedly kooky, perhaps doing anything less seems redundant. Now the wonky platformer is becoming a wonky RPG too, or at least wrapping itself in the skin of one. Its next free expansion, see, is Goat MMO Simulator.

Goat MMO Simulator sends goats into a generic fantasy, with quests, zany classes (Tank, Rouge, Magician, Hunter, and Microwave – a microwave on legs), and 101 character levels to gain. I suspect it may not be wholly serious about that. Expect grey stone towns, fish people, fetch quests, skills, spells, a fishing rod to latch onto people, spammy chat, and a Steve Jobs parody who wants apples. All of these things, of course, will bring opportunities for physics ragdolls to glitch out in silly ways. That’s sorta what the game’s about, y’know.

Though Goat MMO Simulator will be a free part of update 1.2, it’s got its own Steam page with details and screenshots and all that. 1.2 is due to arrive on Thursday.

22 Comments

  1. commentingaccount says:

    OH MY GOD WHY CAN’T IT BE THURSDAY ALREADY

  2. LionsPhil says:

    Man, Unity has a plugin for everything.

  3. padger says:

    MUST
    SQUEEZE
    OUT
    ONE
    MORE
    FUNNY
    FROM
    THIS
    JOKE
    ARRGH

  4. Spacewalk says:

    You herd it here first.

  5. Craphex says:

    Do you actually play as some red paint (rouge?)

    • KDR_11k says:

      I’d hope so, someone’s gotta remind people that that’s not the correct spelling.

  6. Tei says:

    This is what Blizzard “Project Titan” was rumored to be, a massivelly multiplayer role playing online goat simulator.

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    gritz says:

    So is this actually going to be multiplayer? Or is it just going to be a parody of MMO’s with the same local co-op only?

    The store page is user-tagged as MMORPG, but it doesn’t officially indicate it’s anything but single player.

    • HothMonster says:

      Its just a “Goat MMO” simulator. Not a Goat MMO silly.

  8. cyrenic says:

    These guys make the absolute best trailers.