Freeware Garden: MURDER

Murder may not feature Dick Dastardly, but it really does do both cartoon villainy and nasty stares brilliantly, all the while teaching us historical lessons of the utmost importance. Also, that being stabbed in the back is an honourable way for a king to go and a most elegant political tool.

Murder is also a very simple, very funny little game in which you get to to try kill the king, become king yourself and stay in the throne long enough for you to die of old age.

This being a one-button affair, everything happens by pressing space. You press it to charge your stab action – and immediately release it if the king seems to be about to turn around – and, when you are king yourself, you press it to swiftly turn around and catch your would-be murderer in the act.

Every assassination attempt will have to result either in a new king or a fresh skeleton in the dungeons.


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    Oakreef says:

    So it’s basically red light green light with regicide.

  2. LionsPhil says:

    I got the Love ending.

    I wasn’t expecting a Love ending.

    It doesn’t seem the original king will ever reach the doorway which you can.

    • Rae says:

      Is there a ending? I’ve done few playthroughs and so far no end in sight.

  3. Kaeoschassis says:

    link to

    It’s official. We have run out of things to call games. It was a good run, guys.

  4. cpt_freakout says:

    Fun little game, very… instructional.