A Cities: Skylines Succession Diary, Part 2: Necropolis

Continuing a series in which players take it in turns to manage and build up one Cities: Skylines settlement, passing the savefile onto the next person whenever the city levels up. Joining me in this endeavour are Jonathan Shipley and Dan Corns.

When last we left you, we foretold an apocalypse. Here’s how The Brown Plague took 1,600 lives and very nearly killed the entire city.

DAY 4 (part two): Judge Death

Jonathan: I’m overstating the seriousness of the situation.

Everyone didn’t die. That would be absurd. Imagine if, in a completely healthy and otherwise prosperous town of 1,900 people, everyone died. Very quickly. That would be ridiculous. This is the 21st century. We have medical centres. We have ambulances. We have advanced technology for ensuring that our water supplies remain clean and drinkable.

Ahem.

I was fiddling about with the garbage system and one way roads, towards the end of my tenure. Things were going well. I was zoomed in to the map, making subtle adjustments so I wasn’t really paying attention to the rest of the town. I did notice that Chirpy kept tweeting annoyingly about something, but my mind was elsewhere. I was Isambard KingdomBrunel, building an infrastructure that would be admired for centuries. I could take my eye of the ball for a moment.

[TIP: Never, ever, no matter how confident you are, play this game in triple speed. You will miss things.]

So, it turns out I wasn’t Brunel, I was Albert Speer. I scrolled up. Lots of sick faces. LOTS of sick faces. Like, everywhere. I don’t know how my fellow mayors respond to crisis situations. Perhaps they do the sensible thing; press pause and calmly try to get to the root of the problem. Not I. I screamed and began hurriedly plonking medical centres randomly on the map. I looked at the health meter.

Apparently general health in the city was at 1%. I had provision for healing 100 people and there were 915 sick. The new medical practices took me up to healing 300 people. I looked at the number that were sick. It seemed to be slowly going down. That was good.

I looked at Chirpy, who had, it turned out, been trying to tell me that there was a severe case of microbial flora in the water supply and that things were very serious. I flipped down to the water view and cursed; I couldn’t see what the problem was. I had just moved the drain pipe right across the other side of town from the water supply, so it couldn’t be that. For safety, I quickly moved the water supply to a fresh place along the river.

I went back to my health meter. Only 400 sick now. Thank god. That must mean that I’d cured over half the ailing patients. Things were getting back under control.

Then I looked at our population.

It was 700 people. 1,200 people had either died or moved out. I screamed again and flipped back to the health meter. Number of people ill… 700 people. I swiftly worked out that my entire population was dying. If the medical centres really were healing people, they were getting sick again right away.

WAS THIS AIRBORNE?

By now my screaming was as regular and unexceptional as a seagull’s screech on Brighton seafront. I couldn’t figure out the problem. I began randomly flipping through the data views until I arrived at pollution.

Hey, I thought. Landfills make a lot of pollution, don’t they?

And then I saw the water tower. Earlier on I’d been doing some reorganising and I moved my garbage down from the Lower East Side to a bit of land by the highway. Then I’d reorganised some land by the residential zone. And…

And I’d dragged the water tower out of the way, hadn’t I?

Well. Don’t build water towers near landfill. It had thoroughly corrupted my water supply and killed over a thousand people. I quickly demolished it and zipped back to the health bar. Still 600 sick and my four medical centres were seemingly unable to get them back to full health. I tried to build two new doctor’s surgeries and that’s when I noticed our finances. By now The Room was 80k in debt. Population was 616 now, and fading fast. Every single business had sold up and left town. I couldn’t see any way of making money. I considered snapping the computer off and stalking off to the pub in shame.

Reader, I fixed it. Somehow. The first thing I did was to pull the budget back to 50% for every service I could (police, fire, garbage). Then I zoned for a whole lot of new residential land, as at least I knew the water supply was now OK – the problem was healing the sick not more disease.

Somehow, despite every business closing up, the demand bars showed there were still people willing to move in. And they began to, and my weekly outgoings slowly crept back towards the black. Now I plunged my healthcare funding up to 150% and zoomed in to watch the ambulances carting people in and out of the medical centres.

I looked away every time I saw a hearse roll past. Back into the red.

Now there were only 500 people sick. Then 400. Then 300. I began demolishing excess medical centres and zoned for more houses. A couple of lights came back on in the vacant industrial heartland. Our population began to rise. I noticed that I was absolutely exhilarated – two hours had passed and my heart was thudding. 1,600 people had died.

I began laughing. It was a kind of grief, I think.

Cities Skylines is an absolutely brilliant game.

DAY 5: Complacency

Dan: Well, I must admit I was a little apprehensive on returning to the city I had help grow having listened to Jonathan’s horror stories of how HE nearly killed the entire population through plumbing error.

Jonathan had constructed a motorway and Alec an industrial district, which since the plumbing fiasco had helped resuscitate the city. I’m never too keen on industrial zones. I see them as a necessary evil to be hidden away behind lines of trees, so I’m glad Alec did the ground work on this one. Rubbish disposal was also sorted, leaving me to enjoy the fruits of their labour.

And, not wishing to blow my own trumpet – I did wonders. Demand for Residential and commercial properties were through the roof when I signed off having reached ‘Busy Town’ status.

I was disappointed that my colleagues had filled in the gaps I had left for future rail expansion into the heart of the city so I corrected their short term vision by bulldozing the housing they had put there and bringing the gaps between districts back – they’ll thank me when we have rail easily running throughout

I extended a pleasant estate – now called East side, which maximises usable land space between roads and planted trees in the few gaps. The road system I think is a liveable but efficient one. There are too many unnecessary roads in other parts of the city with very few blocks for building between them.

I built a bus station and created a popular route around the city. I also built a school and fire station. I then extended the motorway to a new district christened ‘New Dansville’ based on a roundabout and near the coast. I hope the motorway isn’t overcome with junctions – slowing its flow.

I’m proud to say that one thing we’ve agreed on is that the city should keep its green credentials, so I built more wind turbines.

Time to turn the savefile over to Alec. I know Jonathan is more of a micro manager than me on this game; I’ve concentrated on the macro image and didn’t look too closely at individual traffic snare ups and such. However, I think I bequeath our growing city in good health.

On page two: Oh no he didn’t. And welcome to The Weedabout

18 Comments

  1. Bishop149 says:

    Ha! Read this with nasty feeling of recognition, had this issue a few days ago.
    Sickness suddenly sky-rocketed, first thing I checked was water pollution = 12% . . . . . not too much to worry about surely, I mean it goes up to 100. But no, this was indeed the cause of all the sickness and death, I had just zoned a load of farmland . . . . turns out farms (or any industry really) shouldn’t share a water network with your residential zones. MANY people dead, lesson learned.
    link to cloud-4.steamusercontent.com

    • Gap Gen says:

      Wait, I’ve linked all my water supplies together across my cities and never had any problem. I can’t think of any issue other than putting your poo pipes upstream of your water intakes?

      • TimePointFive says:

        I do the same and the only thing I can think of is that we use grid based water lines maybe? I have never placed a water tower in almost 70 hours, either.

  2. Ejia says:

    Ah, so not only is C:S a better SimCity than SimCity (5), it also seems to make for a passable Theme Hospital 2.

  3. Philopoemen says:

    Absolute gold. After being inspired by this series, I have started a swap save game with my engineer brother, whose engineery OCD works not very well with my desire to have police stations everywhere. Bravos sirs for a brilliant series, looking forward to the next :)

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    teije says:

    Entertaining articles. This is the perfect game to NOT play this way, because whatever the other person does is sure to trigger some OCD planning instinct and mass bulldozing in the next. So a great series idea – please continue!

  5. jrodman says:

    Can I comment again yet?

  6. zilhk says:

    This is so much fun to read!! Great job guys! (not at managing your city though ;)

  7. Mr Coot says:

    Do like. And want this: “I began laughing. It was a kind of grief, I think.”, to be a line from Camus.

  8. heretic says:

    More of these diaries! That was great :D

  9. Scott says:

    If folks want to participate in the RPS community’s own shared, pass-me-around Skylines map, check the thread on the forum: link to rockpapershotgun.com

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    cairbre says:

    Loving this series makes me want to go play the game. Keep it up.

  11. caff says:

    V funny. Hoping this descends into pure anarchy ala Dwarf Fortress “Boatmurdered”.

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    Yyve says:

    I’m absolutely loving this series, a very entertaining read.

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    Skabooga says:

    I can’t help but feel this diary is an accurate representation of how cities are managed when a city elects a new mayor every 4 or 5 years. But I suppose that would make regular Cities: Skylines games managed by one person an accurate representation of a dictatorship, and I’m not sure how I feel about that.

  14. SlimShanks says:

    Very entertaining read. I am curious though about what exactly is so aggravating/hilarious about drugs? I feel like those references were supposed to be a joke, but the humour wasn’t apparent to me. Were legalized drugs supposed to be a punishment for Dan?

  15. amateurviking says:

    I bought it. This sounds brilliant fun.