Car Porn: Project Cars Multiplayer Trailer Is A Menage-A-28

There’s something about watching trailers for racing games like Project Cars [official site] that makes me feel like I’m going to have to confess it to my nearest priest. Even the taglines are full-throttle sex. In fact, let’s play a little game of Who Said It:

Who said the line “What matters is finishing first.” Is it:

a.) Project Cars
b.) Caligula

Find out in the sweatily placed trailer below.

But anyhow, phwoo, look at these sexy cars. Hello there, Mr. Ford Focus, can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to YOUR PLACE. Garage.

Project Cars is due on May 8th in the UK, but will arrive in mainland Europe on the 7th.

16 Comments

  1. Pizzacheeks McFroogleburgher says:

    Holy shit first to comment! Ahhhhhhh….

  2. rapchee says:

    is it just me finding it surprising to see “Steam” as a release platform? every pc is a steam machine now

    • BlackeyeVuk says:

      I beg to differ. My pc is steam free, altho, I do have mostly older games , gog oriented and such. No harm done.

    • Jerppa says:

      James Watt would be proud, I guess.

  3. Jokerme says:

    Project Cars must be the only game the rainy textures look worse.

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  5. Jason Moyer says:

    I’m still leaning towards picking this up when it comes out, but I find it disappointing how ISI-engined stuff still has that “videogame” look to it. Compared to say, Papyyrus/iRacing/Netkar/Assetto Corsa where you could squint and think you’re looking at real racing footage.

    • Jason Moyer says:

      I should probably clarify that by pointing out that I’m referring to the way the cars look in motion, as opposed to the number of graphics they have.

  6. heartnotes says:

    Thought that said cat porn and thought it might be Mewgenics. Alas…

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