Premature Evaluation: Dead Realm

There are few areas in which I can claim to be a qualified authority, but, through the act of living in the rector’s lodge of an exceptionally picturesque but rather isolated graveyard for a number of years, I can probably cite a certain expertise in the non-existence of ghosts. As I was forced to tell the inquisitive, slightly perturbed taxi drivers who were occasionally required to drive me home up the long, rough, unlit track to the cemetery, I never experienced anything remotely supernatural while living there. And yes, the neighbours ARE quiet, ha ha. I felt I had to laugh each time, if only give some sense of assurance that I wasn’t going to axe-murder them and do something unnatural with their heavily-gnawed bones in the dark recesses of a crypt.

Each week Marsh Davies haunts the halls of Early Access, scaring up any stories he can find and/or enduring the eternal torment of the damned. This week he’s been playing Dead Realm, a spooky multiplayer game of hide-and-seek made under direction from YouTubers.

Pretty much every culture on the planet has a form of hide-and-seek and has done for thousands of years – even the ancient Greeks played it with the rules barely changing in the millennia since – so it’s a bit odd that games have largely relegated this kind of play to the modding scene. And it’s all the more surprising given what a massive entertainment spectacle it has subsequently become, largely thanks to Garry’s Mod and no small number of YouTubers, whose raucous antics wrack up cumulative viewing figures in the many, many millions. Combine this ruleset with that other video-friendly favourite, the viral horror game, throw in a few reaction cams, and you have surely created as potent an expression of YouTube gaming’s raw essence as has ever been divined. This must be at least partly the intent behind Dead Realm, a hide-and-spook hybrid, in which one ghost hunts the remaining players in a mansion, turning each of those it catches to its side, and, hopefully, noisily loosening some bowels in the process.

Why did I live in a graveyard? Let’s re-cap: picturesque, quiet, ghosts don’t fucking exist. And yet there’s something about the prospect of living in a tumble-down 19th century cottage surrounded by dead people that knocks down the rental price. (That and the woodlice, the damp and the cold.) And it is particularly 19th century buildings that seem to be maligned in this way. Indeed, the archetypal haunted mansion stems precisely from this era, with the rise of Victorian gothic authors like Henry James and Edgar Allen Poe, flanked by penny dreadfuls and a surging interest in occultism and the supernatural.

The ghost – optionally manifesting as either a wolfman or a horrible baby-thing in a mask – begins the round incarcerated in a spectral cage while the remaining players scurry to various corners of the large and intricately connected map. Three maps exist at the moment – a vast library and adjoining attic space; a boiler-room complex containing a giant furnace; and a meat processing plant replete with swinging pig carcasses. Within each of these environments are all manner of secret passages and hidey-holes. Players can dive into vents, slip through a false wall, or, more audaciously perhaps, plunge their pursuer through a trapdoor with a well-timed flip of a switch. Several of the environments contain finicky platforming challenges that, if bested, can leave a player suspended on pipework that even the most supernatural of players will struggle to conquer before their quarry slips off elsewhere.

This might make the “seek” part of hide-and-seek an impossible task, but with a click of the right mouse button, the ghost can summon an overlay which marks the positions of humans as glowing points of light. These disappear when you get close, however – replaced with a directional heartbeat noise. It’s not quite as useful, but I suspect that’s the point: to prevent the hunt becoming entirely trivial. However, it has the odd side effect of incentivising the ghost to back away, wobbling around the minimum periphery of the visual detection mode to better locate their prey. It seems like odd behaviour for a ghost – though admittedly not much less ridiculous than, say, the entire career of Derek Acorah, so maybe we shouldn’t second guess exactly what animates the restless dead.

Ghosts and ghouls had of course long been a part of folklore and commonplace belief, but, suddenly, it seemed the supernatural was much more consistently and intensely experienced. The exact symptoms of a haunting began to take on a familiar form: the sounds of movement from other rooms which prove empty upon inspection; ghostly wails; creeping sensations across the flesh; and, that perennial favourite, waking to find yourself immobilised, pinned to the bed by some unseen force or demonic apparition.

The ghost can’t occupy this vision mode permanently, however, because it drains a resource which also powers the ability to sprint, and you’ll need that to effectively close the distance with your fleeing prey. Humans are far from helpless in any case: they too have an alternative vision mode, though it doesn’t locate the ghost directly. Instead, it brings up a tiny screen – presumably running a paranormally sensitive mobile app – which begins to fill with static interference in the shape of a demonic face as the ghost approaches. While using this mode, the player can also view security camera feeds (hat-tip to Five Nights at Freddy’s) which might catch the apparition as it passes.

Even as the malevolent spirit bears down upon them, humans have means of escape: depositing some sort of psychic bubble which blocks the ghost’s movement, or spawning decoy clones to distract it as the real human makes an escape. I’m not entirely certain that these abilities, combined with the structure of the environments, make for a balanced match. It’s easy for human players to frustrate the ghost by clambering to some hard-to-reach place and bumping it off with psychic bubbles as it attempts to pursue, forcing the ghost to make the climb again.

Why oh why did such stories take a hold of the public imagination at this time? Could the reported experiences have been, perhaps, due to some consistent environmental factor that was prevalent during exactly the years in which such claims were so widespread? Or were the dead really defying all observable facts about the function of the known world and returning in some non-corporeal form just so they could dick around a bit in people’s attics in a rather pointlessly vindictive and scientifically unverifiable way?

This is specifically interesting to me because such a situation arises in a video made by one of the YouTubers involved in the game’s creation – and, despite the mild protestations of the ghost player, he seems unconcerned. And I’m not saying he should be: it makes good telly. You see, I feel the best Let’s Plays are ones in which the stars make some part of the fun for themselves, which raises a question about whether the function of this game demands balance, or whether it’s the players/performers who are beholden to resist repeatedly exploiting the freedom of the game for tedious competitive advantage. The end goal of Dead Realm may not be to win but to have a good time – and for your audience to have a good time, too. A strategy that might be deemed unfair in a game with leaderboards and tautly wound mechanics is here just a good laugh. Though, perhaps, just the once.

So far I’ve been describing just one of the game’s two modes: no one seemed to be playing the other one, and, even when they stumbled on to my server, didn’t demonstrate they understood how. In this mode, humans are required to find ten pocket watches, which will open a portal and allow them to escape. The ghost’s ambitions remain the same – but he or she is no longer visible to other players. I like the notion of forcing the humans out of hiding, preventing them from just indefinitely exploiting the game’s geometry to become more or less unassailable. But it risks making things too hard for them, instead. With the number of items they need to collect slightly reduced, and perhaps also by nerfing the ghost’s vision mode to give no exact positional information, this could become the most intensely competitive way to play the game.

Well, guess what? Confusion, sleep paralysis, hallucinations both auditory and visual, headaches, funny feelings - these are all rather a lot like the sort of things you might experience as a result of chronic carbon monoxide poisoning, and gas lights, of the kind that began to be widely used throughout homes in the 19th century, produce a fuck of a lot of carbon monoxide. Indeed, several specific cases of supposed hauntings in more recent times have been traced back to poorly fitted gas furnaces or blocked flumes, which funnelled the odourless, toxic gas back into the house.

Though, while that’s a game I’d enjoy playing, I’m again unsure that “intensely competitive” is necessarily what Dead Realm needs to be. These aren’t show-matches so much as socials, and it’s clear that the joy of the game may come largely from the company you keep. I was lucky enough to assemble a team of excellent chums as I bumbled my way through this review (thank you Craig Pearson, Jonty Hicks and Tom Francis). These three proved to be about as perfect companions as you could want for knockabout make-your-own-lols, exploring and enjoying the game’s possibilities and foibles both.

The game is successful, too, at setting up moments of shriek-inducing surprise: when the ghost successfully reaps your soul, the camera twists to thrust its face into your screen, accompanied by a suitably startling sting of music. It’s not much more subtle than someone popping a balloon in your ear, but it does the trick – even though the game is bloodless, and, in the main, largely devoid of any genuine rating-baiting terror.

It’s really rather deadly, too: so if you do experience anything like a poltergeist your first call should be to the gas board, not an exorcist. It’s probably too late for the reputation of 19th century graveyard dwellings, mind you, but if you’re looking for somewhere to rent on the cheap, maybe that’s not such a bad thing.

This is either a cannily economic decision or just a really rather responsible one on the part of the developers, who must realise the age of their potential audience skews quite young. Indeed, it’d be easy to sniffily dismiss the hunt for the ultimate YouTube game as a cynical project designed to bilk an audience of adolescents for whom the boundaries between advocacy and advertising are no longer distinct, but I actually think – particularly on the evidence of Dead Realm – it can be as good a motive as any for creating a successful thing that people enjoy. I don’t see much wrong with that.

And, even if a couple of hours with the Early Access build is currently adequate to explore its offering, Dead Realm is in better shape than a lot of the games I see on there: it shows off an enjoyable core loop via a modest amount of content, and has a fairly clear schedule of additions, fixes and rebalancing ahead. If all the reaction-cam-friendly jump-scare games pitching up to stake a claim to the YouTube audience were made with such consideration, we’d have little to fear – except the ghosts themselves.

Dead Realm is available from Steam for £11. I played the version with the Build ID 723789 on 07/08/2015.


  1. ZIGS says:

    Here’s a protip: if you gonna add huge walls of text to the images, make it so the text doesn’t disappear after a few seconds. Thanks

    • PrehensileMoustache says:

      Here’s a protip: right click, inspect element. :)

      • Sarfrin says:

        Or just hover your mouse over the picture for as long as you need to read it if you’re using Chrome.

        Psst! Marsh, it’s “flue” not flume. Although the mental image of a water chute delivering joyfully screaming holidaymakers as well as toxic gases back into the house has an appeal of its own.

    • Andy_Panthro says:

      What browser are you using? On Chrome it lasts as long as you hover the mouse over it. You don’t even need to keep the mouse stationary, so long as it remains within the confines of the image that contains the text.

      • ZIGS says:

        I just tried it and it does indeed work like that but it didn’t before. I’m just glad it’s fixed

        • Sarah_imPalin says:

          It’s okay. Everyone has a first time using the internet.

  2. Ross Angus says:

    Indeed, it’d be easy to sniffily dismiss the hunt for the ultimate YouTube game as a cynical project designed to bilk an audience of adolescents for whom the boundaries between advocacy and advertising are no longer distinct

    This is a beautiful passage.

  3. Ashrand says:

    All the symptoms of a gas poisoning also match up to a much more interesting cause/contribution as well; Disturbed sleep.

    For those not aware Biphasic sleep (a sleeping period with a brief period of wakefulness then sleep again) is thought to have been how everyone slept until the industrial revolution brought and increased degree of artificial light (when left with 14 hours of complete darkness, experimental subjects revert to this form of sleep after a period of heavy 11 hour sleep attributed to an otherwise unaddressed sleep debt)
    Bimodal sleep has been a constant cause for fascination for me the more i read about it particularly as we understand so little about the effects of it’s removal from our routine, given that regularly disturbed sleep of any kind causes all manner of psychological and physical disorders (including Sleep paralysis, Hallucinations, Migraines, and Chronic Anxiety just to name a few) it does give one pause to consider the effect that the entire western world changing it’s sleep patterns so drastically could have on our health and what we consider to be ‘normal’ brain activity.

  4. Unclepauly says:

    Nobody believes in ghosts until they deal with one in their own life. They are real, and on top of that, they can hurt you. Although they r (sweet shit a live spider dropped on my keyboard from the ceiling right there) anyway, after my heart stops beating so fast, they rarely hurt people. It seems they are off in their own worlds 95% of the time. FFS the spider laid there like it was dead until I touched it and it ran away.

    • Marsh Davies says:

      Aw man, you can’t put that out there without telling us about the experience that convinced you ghosts were real! (I hope the spider was relocated safely.)

      • Geebs says:

        Jeez, Marsh, you could at least have given Unclepauly the number of a decent boiler repair technician…

      • Unclepauly says:

        Since you asked nicely, I had the regular shenanigans that they pull like my apt full of mist, things disappearing and reappearing in odd places, things moving around in front of me and behind me and somehow teleporting objects in the blink of an eye. I brought many people to my house to witness this so I could prove I wasn’t losing my mind. I ended up moving out of the apartment when it starting playing games with my kitchen knives like taking them all out of the drawer and lining them up in weird angles on the floor. I did not believe in ghosts before this I was just like everyone else and thought it was nonsense. I’ve since when on ghost hunts to places and have caught many a recorded voice and seen objects moving all by themselves. I actually have a very extensive log of all the happenings there’s no way it could fit into one post.

        Like I said nobody believes it til they see it for themselves, I sure never believed it before. A few years ago if I read this post I would have thought that person straight up lying or crazy but hear we are. I sort of wish it never happened but it did.

      • Unclepauly says:

        The spider relocated himself somewhere, who knows probably waiting to spring on me again. :( I don’t kill anything that isn’t trying to kill me 1st :).

    • Beefenstein says:

      Ghosts are real and can hurt me, yet I have never seen one. I live opposite one of the largest cemeteries in the UK but I guess there aren’t many dead bodies in the ground there: probably most are gravestone markers put up out of boredom.

      • Unclepauly says:

        If you were a ghost, would you want to hang around a graveyard? I hope not.

    • J. Cosmo Cohen says:

      Is your username a reference to The Soprano’s?

    • Press X to Gary Busey says:

      Ghost violence is the cause of 0% of all documented murders and incidents of violence every year. It’s the living you should worry about.

      • Unclepauly says:

        Well, of course it would be 0% when it’s hard enough to even prove they are real.

      • Unclepauly says:

        If you really dig into the subject there are plenty of documented cases of violence with eyewitnesses. The problem is what the hell can anyone do about it? I’m pretty sure there isn’t a ghost police force.

  5. melnificent says:

    Love the house buying tips in the Alt text.

  6. Json91 says:

    I suggest, the lobby area can show all the games available worldwide or by continents.