Remember SkiFree? Remember the peeing dogs and the trees that got in the way of everything and the yeti? I loved SkiFree. I think it was the only Windows game I played because I liked it and found it funny rather than because it was a master class in getting you addicted.
A mere two and a half decades later you can now play as the yeti thanks to the adorable Ludum Dare entry, Mr Yeti’s Fast Food [official site]! Look at this cute death monster :D
— Balzaque (@balzaque) August 24, 2015
Controls for the yeti are WASD and the longer you run the more energy you burn so you’ll need to be smart about when to give chase and when to let that jerk escape in favour of trying for an easier kill.
I am completely terrible at the actual game and keep running into trees. My high score is six. SIX. God, that’s awful. The high scores are for people with over a hundred. HOW CAN I EAT THE POPULATION OF THIS SKI RESORT WITH SO MANY TREES IN THE WAY?