The Third RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team are currently in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment that we had to take out of this year’s advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: What did Santa say when grabbed by actor Daniel Radcliffe?

A: Le’go Harry Potter.


  1. N'Al says:

    Thumbs up.

  2. Fomorian1988 says:

    After yesterday’s reveal of 2015’s Best Game I highly suspect Adam is writing those.

  3. grimdanfango says:

    I think I just felt my retina crack. These jokes are truly a crime against humanity. Masterful work!

  4. Cropduster says:

    Ha! Third time’s the charm it would seem.

  5. guygodbois00 says:

    Like german sausages, these are the wurst. But that is why we keep coming here, isn’t it?

    • Darth Gangrel says:

      While RPS cares about its community and their opinions, they aren’t kraut pleasers.

  6. caff says:

    I want my money back.

  7. zxcasdqwecat says:


  8. shocked says:

  9. Napalm Sushi says:

    No! Please! I’ll give you the rebel encryption keys!

  10. Dorga says:

    I didn’t ask for this

  11. DelrueOfDetroit says:

    Did you hear about the time Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy played several games of Quidditch to see who was the best?

    It was an unreal tournament.

  12. Minglefingler says:

    Darth Vader was moping around the Death Star when the Emperor approached him. “What is wrong my friend?”
    “I want to buy Luke Skywalker a Christmas present but I’m concerned I’ll get something that someone else has already bought for him, my master.”
    The Emperor closed his eyes. “This year for Christmas Luke Skywalker will receive a wookie onesie, a lightsabre selfie stick and a Darth Revan action figure.”
    “How do you know, my master?”
    “I know, for I have sensed his presents.”

  13. EKSelenc says:

    ayyyy lmao
    (Someone had to).