The Fourth RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team are currently in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment that we had to take out of this year’s advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: What did League of Legends’ Jeffrey Lin say when he saw Santa’s naughty list?

A: We can improve their behaviour via “priming”, by showing them messages in different colours and measuring the results. We have a responsibility to address toxicity within our community.


  1. Fenix says:

    What is People’s Republic of China’s favourite Dota 2 insult?

    Putang ina mo.

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      Lexx87 says:


      • Fenix says:

        Don’t like explaining jokes but most Pinoy players in Dota 2 shout putang ina mo (fuck you/your mom is a whore) and it sounds a lot like “put tank in a mall” when said out loud (google it, there’s remixes of it even).

    • Chaoslord AJ says:

      Could be tagalog sounds like…

  2. GWOP says:

    Et tu, Pip?

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    Oakreef says:

    pip plz

  4. zxcasdqwecat says:

    Stop watching nichijou

  5. Herbal Space Program says:

    They are somewhat getting better at this.

  6. Alice O'Connor says:

    Jaysus, Pip.

  7. DelrueOfDetroit says:

    What did Jesus get in the Steam sale?

    Thief Gold, Flight Sim X and Muri.

  8. Urthman says:

    This is like a whole tin of Christmas crackers.

    • Urthman says:

      That was supposed to be a response to Dr. Detroit up there.

  9. Harlander says:

    That’s a little more verbose and, frankly, surreal than your usual dopey Christmas-cracker pun.

  10. Minglefingler says:

    Why did no one like the leper?
    He was a rotten bastard.