A is for annus mirabilis
2016, you’ve an awful lot to live up to. I’ve been computer wargaming for over three decades now, and I can’t recall a better year than the one just gone. Vietnam ’65, Rule the Waves, Pike & Shot: Campaigns, Decisive Campaigns: Barbarossa… for any grognard partial to bold designs, unusual settings, and absorbing, plausible action, the temptations were many.
B is for Battlefront marches on
The Combat Missionaries have a busy year ahead. Standalone Bulge title CM: Final Blitzkrieg will be leaving its laager at the end of January. The release of the studio’s first payware ‘battle pack’ is close, a badly needed website/storefront redesign is planned, and work has begun on a new unusually cosmopolitan (British Indian Army, South African forces, Moroccan Goumiers…) CM: Fortress Italy module.
C is for Close Combat sequel sighted
BFC aren’t the only team planning to pummel Europe’s soft underbelly in a coming tactics release. The artisans behind Art of Combat, the unofficial next-gen CC, are powering ahead with their Italian initiative. Alpha images here and here provide early glimpses of the cellular campaign map and a rocky river-riven skirmish venue.
D is for drop-dead gorgeous delta-wing DCS debutante
E is for eSim news
Steel Beasts Pro Personal Edition will be getting prettier, larger and bumpier this year. A payware upgrade probably ready by mid-summer, will introduce a slew of new AFVs, together with improved particle effects, and a battlefield-transforming high resolution terrain engine. Infantry control is also in line for an overhaul.
F is for foxer
Below is a list of ’25 Things You Might Find In A Sherlock Holmes Story’ (‘Things’ is used here in its broadest possible sense). For purposes of obfuscation, the ‘things’ have been stripped of vowels and had spaces repositioned. For example, if ‘Doctor Watson’ was present, it might appear as…
The last five entries in the list – those marked with asterisks – are especially fiendish. Not only are they vowel-less, they have also been anagrammed.
BS TFL CK!
1. MYCR FTHLMS
2. BRGP RL
4. DN CNGMN
5. SC RFM LK
6. NGNRSTH MB
7. BN TPKR
8. STRG HTNDPKR
9. NDRG RNDTRN
10. CTRC TKNF
11. MJRSH LT
12. BNS NBRNR
14. SDN YPGTL LSTRTN
15. P MDN
16. SCPDCN VCT
17. TRCH NPLYCGR
18. CYNCPL LT
19. VN HR DRRR FL
20. BKRS TRT RRGLR
21.* SNCH BM
22.* SSPPP RRLN
23.* ND RRL
24.* THNG CDNG
25.* RP PNG
(All answers in one thread, please)
G is for grovelling appeal to Graviteam
Some Mius Front news, please! The sequel to the brilliant Graviteam Tactics: Operation Star is now three years late. Should we abandon hope?
H is for Himalayan railway rant
When is fab Train Simulator freeware not actually free? When it’s hosted at creaky community site UKTrainSim.com. If you want to get your hands on gems like Richard Scott’s narrow-gauge Darjeeling route and the rolling stock to go with it, you’ll either have to endure long queues and shunter-slow download speeds, or cough up £3 for one month’s ‘premium access’. When sizeable flight and farm sim repositories can get by on advertising revenues alone, it’s hard to understand why one of rail simming’s most important roundhouses relies on fees.
I is for iRacing intricacy
It seems brain-blistering systems realism is no longer the preserve of serious flight and train sims. Over at RAVSim Jon Denton has been examining iRacing’s remarkable McLaren-Honda MP4-30, a vehicle with an extensively modelled manually-controlled energy recovery/deployment system that no victory-hungry driver can afford to ignore. To this just-staying-on-the-track-is-usually-challenge-enough Sunday race simmer, the workload sounds horrendous…
“To find the optimum laptime in the MP4-30 a driver must work to find a balance between MGU-K deployment and regeneration that suits the particular track layout and their driving style. All the while maintaining sufficient ERS battery charge when you need it for overtaking, keeping fuel consumption under control, hitting the DRS button in the right places, managing brake bias and differential settings as fuel load changes, and, you know, not crashing a car capable of hitting speeds well in excess of 200mph.”
J is for John Tiller Software’s latest
The recently released Panzer Battles: Battles of Normandy is the second instalment of a series designed to bridge the scale gap between the Squad Battles (40m hexes, squad-sized units) and Panzer Campaigns (1km hexes, battalion-sized units) games. Generously proportioned and painstakingly researched, only the high unit count in some of the promotional screenshots gives me cause for concern. Any chance of a demo, JTS?
K is for Knights of the Sea
L is for late foxer solution
20. tibet (Its airspace was undisturbed by aircraft until the 1930s) AFKAMC
19. tiger (Fifties carrier aircraft) Stugle
18. oiler (The father of the Goose has one named after him) phlebas
17. pilar (Hemingway Museum exhibit) Stugle
16. pilot (The key difference between the Fi 103 and the Fi 103R) Stugle
15. pylon (Air race accoutrement) AFKAMC, SpiceTheCat
14. palan ([A] French victory in Vietnam) SpiceTheCat
13. plana (Crater between the Lake of Dreams and the Lake of Death) AFKAMC
12. slava (The target of an early torpedo bomber attack) unsolved
11. slats (Pioneered by Handley Page) Stugle
10. platt (American VTOL visionary) SpiceTheCat
9. slate (Behind Britain’s narrow gauge railway boom) AFKAMC
8. stake (A bowman’s best friend?) Rorschach617
7. stuka (Its shipmates would have included the Fi 167) AFKAMC
6. sitka (Used to build Wooden Wonders) SpiceTheCat
5. betka (Nippy WW2 tank) Rorschach617
4. beria (Ruthless Soviet security chief) Stugle
3. syria (Invaded by the Allies in 1941) AFKAMC
2. strip (Small airfield) AFKAMC
M is for MiG 3s and manned tanks
IL-2 Sturmovik: Battle of Stalingrad owners have had a good autumn. The selection of flyables has been bolstered by aircraft from WIP sequel, Battle of Moscow (Everyone gets to share skies with newcomers like the MiG 3 and P-40. Only BoM pre-orderers get to pilot them), mouse control has arrived, and padlocks have been prised from the hatches of several of the sim’s tanks. I won’t be uninstalling Steel Fury or Panzer Elite SE just yet, but there’s a scale and spectacle to IL2BOS’s armoured engagements that’s hard to find elsewhere.
N is for new footage of TitanIM
There’s every chance that features and models made for serious military training sim TitanIM will eventually find their way back into Outerra, the stunning Earth-encompassing combi-sim that inspired it. With that in mind, run your eye over this recent TitanIM promotional video, remembering as you do that the vistas on show are all parts of the same seamless global scenery .
O is for One Man Army
When One Man Army asked me to feature Dead Hand, their Jagged Alliance-inspired underground tactics game in Flare Path, I said I’d be happy to the moment they replaced the combative burrowing robots with combative Great War miners. (FP’s ‘no sci-fi’ rule is now non-negotiable). Displaying a disappointing lack of vision/flexibility, they rejected my suggestion. If I hadn’t noticed that one of their bot designs was clearly based on the M50 Ontos, you wouldn’t be reading this.
P is for Pinball Arcade
Adam hasn’t spoken to me since I neglected to include Pinball Arcade in my 25 Best Simulations piece. In an effort to build bridges and sate my ravenous appetite for Seventies and Eighties culture, I was planning to spend a portion of this weekend exploring FarSight’s creation. Any Pinball Arcadians out there? I was wondering, besides the obvious ones, which tables would you recommend to a middle-aged Brit with a penchant for aircraft, WW2 history and TV detective dramas? Will any recreations let me down Dorniers or sink the Bismarck? Did Kelly’s Heroes or Bergerac ever get tabulated?
Q is for quick teabreak
R is for relaxing at the rec with a radio-controlled Spitfire
All hail PicaSim!
S is for Slitherine Group shenanigans
In a plucky post on Pocket Tactics on Wednesday, site stalwart Dave Neumann admitted that PT’s takeover of Slitherine-owned wargamer.com in August was nothing of the kind. It turns out that wargamer.com actually purchased PT, not the other way around as stated at the time; Slith were tightening links with two important wargame news and reviews providers rather than loosening them.
T is for Theater of Operations: World at War
…the new horribly anonymous name for Combat Operations an upcoming operational wargame with a very unusual party trick (Combat Mission can be used for engagement resolution). After a disappointing Kickstarter campaign last year, the devs have paused and pondered. For the second KS campaign (ETA March) a playable demo will be doing the bulk of the parsnip-buttering.
U is for unmissable bargain
I have fond memories of scurrying around Serbian villages in an Iron Warriors’ T-72. While it’s no Steel Armor or Steel Beasts, (and you may need to fiddle with files to get it up and running – see comments) SABOW and SBPPE aren’t available for a piffling 30p until Monday.
V is for Vehicle Simulator
What this quirky combi sim lacks in gravitas, structure and avionic grit, it more than makes up for in flexibility, joie de vivre and honey-coloured sunsets. Hopefully, the influx of new users from the recent Steam release will encourage Ilan Papini to abandon rockets and robots and return to a concept – the unified transport sim – that still feels exciting and under-explored .
W is for winged wildfire control
Randomly generated, wind influenced, wildfires in FSX? Genius!
X is for X-Plane xpert who xposed xtraordinary aerodynamic error
After years of low-key grumbling and inventive workarounds from third-party aircraft creators, a clever X-Plane user has finally identified the cause of X-Plane’s surprisingly fierce prop torque. Hats off to Austin and co. for swiftly acknowledging and fixing the issue.
Y is for yet another Steam sale bargain
Dangerous Waters, the Moby Dick of modern sub sims, is a mere £1.34 until Monday.
Z is for gotten in the interests of sanity