The Eleventh RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team are currently in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment that we had to take out of this year’s advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Knock Knock

No, I said, who’s there?

No, Knock Knock, the Ice-Pick Lodge game

Who? What?

Forget it.


  1. Collieuk says:

    If there’s any virtual tumbleweed left after all these awful cracker jokes, this is the time to throw it across the screen. Argh.

  2. Godwhacker says:

    The barrel must be just microns thick at this point.

  3. Sarfrin says:

    Please make it stop.

  4. Dorga says:

    At least I can enjoy the comment thread.

  5. Lacero says:

    Just one more. If this is how bad they’ve got I’m a little afraid of what we’ll see tomorrow.

  6. lowprices says:

    I will be sad when these are finished. Groaning at these has become part of my daily routine now.

  7. Vacuity729 says:

    I… don’t… understand…

    “Forget it.”

    But… but…

  8. tigerfort says:

    That was… exactly what I expected, yet somehow still almost unbearable.

  9. Capt. Bumchum McMerryweather says:

    I’m officially cutting all ties with RPS. These posts are so bad you’ve made me want to go to Kotaku. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!

    • defunct says:

      Don’t do it! You’ll regret it the second you do it and then it’s too late. Years of therapy won’t help, either!

  10. GameOverMan says:

    The Plan 9 From Outer Space of jokes.

  11. thedosbox says:

    I had to look this one up. :(

  12. DMStern says:

    This made me a console gamer.

  13. EKSelenc says:

    How long does this have to carry on?..

  14. Freud says:

    Time to take this idea behind the barn and put it out of it’s misery.

  15. cpt_freakout says:

    These jokes are just becoming… pathologic

  16. fahrenheit451 says:


  17. wishforanuclearwinter says:

    I don’t want these to stop. Ever.

  18. Don Reba says:

    I will have to summon the RPS ambassador over this incident.