The Final RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team are currently in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment that we had to take out of this year’s advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: How does Octodad make you laugh?

A: He has ten-tickles


  1. celticdr says:

    A lame pun just like a real Christmas cracker, wait, isn’t Christmas over yet?!


  2. Clavus says:

    Thank god, it’s over.

  3. Replikant says:

    I survived. Amazingly, somehow, I survived it all.

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      phuzz says:

      RPS Christmas Crackers 2015 #neverforget

    • Slackar says:

      One day we’ll be telling our grandchildren about this… The dreaded wrinter of 2015, when Humour was brought down to its knees, and savagely beaten to within an inch of its life.

  4. Geebs says:

    I was going to avoid reading any more of these, but I got suckered in.

  5. Spacewalk says:

    Cracker jokes written by honkys imagine that.

  6. MadArcher says:

    They may be over but I found the spirit of the original crackers in them. Thanks guys !

  7. Freud says:

    It was truly the gift that kept on not giving.

  8. Rise / Run says:

    Ten? Your Octodad seems like an anatomical anomaly. Unless he’s secretly squidodad.

  9. scorza says:

    To quote the mighty Sparks, Thank God It’s Not Christmas

  10. Mr Coot says:

    I think the RPS Christmas Crackers should be appraised within the Christmas Cracker gestalt. How successfully did these virtual Christmas Crackers evoke the groan-worthiness of the jokes in a true Christmas Cracker? Very. Yes, yes. Successful.

    I would read this one again though. Tell it not in Gath.

  11. Ejia says:

    Alas, all things must come to an end, I suppose.

    Same time this December, then?

  12. zxcasdqwecat says:

    It’s done. We can finally come out. Time passed. Things changed. The war is over.

    But pumpkin, pumpkin never changes Bl