“You know that the Bowl of Dogfood is a bowl of dogfood, yeah? It’s not some artisan hipster chic version of dogfood. I’m not going to come back here with a bowl of pulled pork and gravy on a bed of kale crisps and rhubarb jelly. It’s dogfood, straight out of the tin. Good for what ails you, maybe, but let’s be clear about what it is – it’s dogfood. The stuff you feed to dogs. Not for human consumption.
That’s what you want?”