Do you ever think that you may be the first person to actually utter a certain sentence? That you are the first sentient being to string some words in a specific order and create entirely new meaning which was previously unknown to the universe?
To these lofty thoughts I was inspired by ClickHole’s text adventure You’re George Lucas In 1975. Can You Create ‘Star Wars’? Starring George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Akira Kurosawa, Tiger Woods, pictures of yam, and many examples of sentences that, I’m pretty confident, no human being had ever pronounced or thought before. It’s almost impossible to say more about this without giving away at least some of the jokes. So I won’t. Instead, I’ll draw your attention to the incredible choice of pictures, that often sell the jokes as much and more than the words themselves.
I mean, look at this picture of Spielberg:
As Depeche Mode would say, words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm.