“You couldn’t make it up,” Richard Littlejohn would tell you. You definitely can, of course. However. This next bit is true: after John suspiciously reappeared for last week’s WAYTWPWAPW?T at the same time as Adam and Alec mysteriously disappeared, now they’re all gone. All of them. No one has told me anything about their video game plans for the weekend. It’s just me, now. Just me and… are you still here?
I ended up spending much of last weekend peering at plants (as RPS Supporters can see), so happily I can fall back on the old plan: finish Californium, play Superhot, start Firewatch, and dig back into Devil Daggers before my pals get even further ahead. All of which I will do in a manner which respects the intellect and bloodthirst of John Walker, and does not question or defy him in any way.
But you, dearest reader, what are you playing? More importantly, ARE YOU ALIVE?