Rocket League Starts Dunking In April

Psst. Pssst! Hey, hi, shh, get in here and close the door. This is actually Alice hacking into the account of a vanished RPS hero because I’m a mite flu-y and everyone in the RPS treehouse shouted at me to go back to bed. But they can’t reasonably expect me to resist a car nailing a sweet dunk. It is, of course, a peek at the upcoming basketball mode for carball game Rocket League [official site], which developers Psyonix have now announced will launch in April. Look, I’ll show you this short video loop and then schlep myself back to bed, I promise:

GET DUNKED ON!

I imagine the kids yell.

I heard someone say it once.

I mean, it was on the Internet, but all the kids are on the Internet nowadays.

Hoops, the old bounceballeroo, will arrive in April and be… like Rocket League but more basketball-y? Actually, question: which sport do you compare Rocket League to? Football is our go-to comparison, but RPS is based in Footieland. I’ve seen folks in other corners of the world compare it to ice hockey. I think it’s because of the momentum players have, and also the shoving? But Rocket League is played primarily with a bouncy ball. Though it did add a hockey puck option. Hocker? Carhockerball.

Okay, shhh, I’m ducking out again. If Pip asks, you ain’t see me, right.

Nibble nibble munch munch, nibble nibble munch.

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15 Comments

  1. JimboDeany says:

    Sockey

  2. Turkey says:

    Might there perchance be Froggy Fresh when one dunks upon one’s opponent?

  3. BATHTUBISREAL says:

    I, for one, will be administering quite a few “back to papa’s” once this is available. Balling on all sorts of fools and whatnot

  4. Sin Vega says:

    But I thought we were the monster that killed Kioren

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    caff says:

    Get well soon Alice. Dunk yourself in bed (ooer).

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    DelrueOfDetroit says:

    I was playing this the other day and had a minor brainsplosion when I realized that Rocket League is basically Pong Xtreme HD Hyper Edition.

    So Pong, Rocket League is Pong.

  7. Aerothorn says:

    What if you could talk to the monster that killed Kieron?

  8. flashlight_eyes says:

    flu Alice best alice

  9. Xzi says:

    This is going to be fuckin’ amazing. They just need to add the sound effects from SNES’ NBA Jam. “HE’S ON FIRE!”

  10. Smoky_the_Bear says:

    I’m thinking the Space Jam theme on loop in the background will go down nicely with this too.

  11. JB says:

    Wait, so the monster that killed Kieron was ‘flu? Wow.

    Get well soon, Alice!

  12. DanMan says:

    Hey, RPS! I’ve found her! She’s right over here, in disguise!

    Sorry, but you had it coming, young lady. *stern look*