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Steam Charts: NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AT ALL

Meer stared at himself in the mirror. Was he really a man anymore? Or was he just a machine made of meat that endlessly pasted the same handful of game-names into a CMS post, week after week until he died?

Or was he dead already? Was this hell? Yes, that must be it. What else could writing “a href=”https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/tag/Grand-Theft-Auto-V” for an eternity possibly be?

Yet still, there was faint hope in those dim, anguished eyes. Hope that one day there might be new games, new hyperlinks, new opinions to be expressed. One day. But not today.

1. ARK: Scorched Earth – Expansion Pack

2. Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

3. ARK: Survival Evolved

4. Grand Theft Auto V

5.Rocket League

OK well at least this one gave me a break for a few weeks. NO GIF FOR YOU, FOOT-TO-BALL CARS.

6. Borderlands 2 Game of the Year

And in fairness this is the first time Borderlands 2 has appeared in this regular feature, but somehow it has the exact degree of sheer over-familiarity that CSGO, GTA V et all have. BRING ME THE NEW AND BRING IT NOW.

7. Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

8. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Game of the Year Edition

9. RimWorld

10. Dead by Daylight

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