The first RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team are preparing for their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment we no longer have in the advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: What is Bambi’s favourite videogame?

A: Thumper


    • Kefren says:

      This has gone too far, RPS needs reining in.

      • Darth Gangrel says:

        Indeed! How dare they behave like this, so close to the birth of the (veni)son of God.

      • rinseout says:

        They’re sleighing us with these jokes

    • caff says:

      For bucks sake, here we doe again.

    • Vandelay says:

      I’m disappointed by Disney jerk reaction.

    • Trillby says:

      Oof, prince! Painful puns, these. And to top it all off, we haven’t even got a white Christmas. I wish it would finally snow, my darling, and not always just rain, dear.

  1. Spang says:

    Omg, dat joke doe!

  2. Tusque D'Ivoire says:

    I saw that one coming for once! Christmas time is best pun time.

  3. Minglefingler says:

    What did Santa have for dinner after crashing his sled and becoming stranded in the wilderness?

    He had a lovely Donner kebab.

  4. Ejia says:

    Oh no.
    Or oh yes? I’m not sure anymore.

  5. Spacewalk says:

    The answer to all of these is whatever the writer puts in.