The second RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team now are in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment we no longer have in the advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: What’s Christmas like every year at Ken Levine’s house?

A: There’s always a fight out, there’s always a nan, there’s always a sitting room

11 Comments

  1. Sarfrin says:

    But… we did have the advent calendar.

  2. icarussc says:

    … I don’t get it.

    • shevtsov200 says:

      It’s a reference to the ending of Bioshock Infinite.

      • Chaoslord AJ says:

        Not sure anyone playing that game remembers anything about story and ending.
        There was this shady detective PC and that girl and some racist city I can dimly recall.

        • shde2e says:

          Something about giving a girl who is the child from a racist preacher and a ghost, except the detective guy is also her dad because time travel or something. And then she makes trans-dimensional copies of herself and drowns you to absolve you of your sins.

          I think. It certainly didn’t involve nans.

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    DelrueOfDetroit says:

    Why was David Bowie’s head feeling a little chilly?

    He only wore a thin white touque.

  4. august says:

    I’m pretty sure Ken is Jewish, so… probably something involving getting some Chinese takeout and relaxing.

  5. Rao Dao Zao says:

    This joke is bioshockingly bad.

  6. JQHY says:

    Gotta get in contact with whoever makes the article image, top quality.

  7. Turkey says:

    Look at you, cracker. A pathetic creature of sweet-wrappers and cardboard.