The fourth RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team now are in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment we no longer have in the advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: What is Solid Snake’s favourite part of Christmas?

A: Cardboard Boxing Day


  1. GeoX says:

  2. Derpkovsky says:

    What does Adam Jensen say when he gets a present that wasn’t on his wishlist?

    I didn’t ask for this

    • SuicideKing says:

      *claps* :D

    • A Gentleman and a Taffer says:

      Don’t talk about wishlists, Christmas, I’ve had about 57 emails from Steam pointing out a game on my wishlist is discounted. As if that isn’t the very first thing I checked on Steam sale launch.

      Edit: Haha, autocorrect changed christ to Christmas. I like it, think we’ll leave that.

      • welverin says:

        I ‘like’ how they break them up and spread them out instead of dumping them all into one email.

    • Turkey says:

      What a shame.

  3. Nouser says:

    Please. Make it stop.

  4. Ejia says:

    Mmm, yes, quite acceptable, really. Carry on.

  5. Blad the impaler says:

    Metal Gear.
    … Metal Gear?
    Yes. Metal Gear.