The fifth RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team now are in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment we no longer have in the advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: What does the Coca Cola Company use to stir their drinks in VR?

A: A Fanta stick contraption


  1. Oridan says:


  2. Lyrion says:

    These are getting worse each day…

  3. syndrome says:

    seems legit

  4. Rao Dao Zao says:

    Some sparkling wit going on here.

  5. Ben King says:


  6. Biggus_Dikkus says:

    Got sprite ad in middle of article, what gives?

  7. CronoRay says:

    They should have said something like a Poler Bare :O

  8. Otterley says:

    Turns out you shouldn’t projectile vomit on (at?) LCD panels. The acid dulls the surface badly. Well, you learn something new every day…

  9. deanimate says:

    I don’t get the joke.
    Not sure if that’s a good thing.

    • Enkidum says:

      There’s a game called Fantastic Contraption. I feel like anyone who gets this joke will become a worse person as a result, so… sorry?

  10. Rituro says:

    Ha! Oh my. The RPS crackers are so atrocious they’re amazing. I thought you’d hit a new low (high?) before but nope. Truly, you’ve embarq’d on a fantastic voyage.

  11. Velthaertirden says:

    This needs a bit of Coral
    link to

  12. Turkey says: