The sixth RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team now are in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment we no longer have in the advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: Why did the Westworld robots go to Citadel Station?

A: They wanted a SHODAN


  1. GernauMorat says:

    I just made a noise on the lines of “mragggghhhh”

    So job well done, then.

  2. yogibbear says:

    It doesn’t look like anything to me.

    • pack.wolf says:

      Some people choose to see the ugliness in this cracker. The disarray. I choose to see the beauty.

      • Babymech says:

        This cracker wasn’t meant for you. It was meant for those who come after, and have terrible senses of humor.

  3. Darth Gangrel says:

    I thought it would be to Reap ‘er profits.

  4. dystome says:

    Christmas is ruined.

  5. kud13 says:

    I don’t know what Westworld is, but “Shodan” was the obvious answer to me even before I clicked to see.

    Too predictable.

    • geldonyetich says:

      I tried to guess this one. Thought, “Shodan.” Didn’t know how it would apply to Westworld. Saw the punchline. Still not entirely sure. Also these crackers taste like ear wax.

      • Babymech says:

        So the thought process was: Christmas? Showdown, of course!

    • gunny1993 says:

      It’s excellent Sci fi with heavy philosophical undertones, excellently acted by Anthony Hopkins, go watch

  6. Biggus_Dikkus says:

    shut up, Dolores

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    subdog says:

    It’s too bad RPS went on holiday right when Frog Fractions 2 got discovered.

  8. EKSelenc says:

    Stop, please. Before it is too late.

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    kfix says:

    Look at you, cracker: a pathetic creature of cardboard and ribbon, popping and punning as you ruin my Christmas.

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