The seventh RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team now are in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment we no longer have in the advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: What did Michael Marshall, sometime collaborator with the 90s hip-hop group Luniz, say when we asked if he used VR with his new gaming PC?

A: “I’ve got Vive on it.”

17 Comments

  1. lancelot says:

    This is a joke, right?

  2. Lyrion says:

    For the people that don’t get it: link to youtube.com

  3. syndrome says:

    this is probably the most obvious funny of these

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    DelrueOfDetroit says:

    What did Jackie, Tito, Marlon, Jermaine and Michael name their VR set?

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    The Jackson Vive.
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    Did you hear the city of Detroit is so broke they had to buy one VR headset for the entire city.

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    It’s called the Motor City Vive.

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    What did Borat say when he thought a VR headset was a sentient robot?

    ….

    Hi Vive.

    • batraz says:

      One might imagine something about Jurassic Vive as well, but I’m not that one

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        DelrueOfDetroit says:

        What did Sammy Haggar say when he looked at the Christmas wishlist of all his children he’s had every year for the last half-century?

        I can’t buy fifty Vives!

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      Henke says:

      What did Borat call his VR headset?

      MY VIVE.

  5. Rao Dao Zao says:

    The only way we can reVIVE this joke is with a pun thread.

  6. Viral Frog says:

    I can’t even describe how happy this made me. I just listened to “I Got 5 On It” on my way to work this morning. :D

  7. April March says:

    I got five on it, but reads like a seven.

  8. vanessallawton says:

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    KLa————->>>> link to ow.ly