The ninth RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team now are in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment we no longer have in the advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q:What do you call a skinny hitchhiker who has had too much caffeine??

A: Hyper Light Drifter


  1. DelrueOfDetroit says:

    link to

  2. lordcooper says:

    When will it end?!

  3. Lacessit says:

    There is no end. Only Puns. And Horace. Thanks Horace. Thorace.

  4. Scandalon says:

    I approve.

  5. Billtvm says:

    Actually these puny jokes are getting annoying. Perhaps RPS could have slowly released pre written articles over the holiday weekend, like I suppose kotaku did, rather than limiting to seemingly lightweight jokes.

    • Scandalon says:

      It’s all a bit of fun, and if you don’t care for it, fine, don’t read them, ignore the site for a week, whatever. Presumably you have at least *some* time for vaction/rest/whatever, perhaps make use of that, rather than propose other people make more work for themselves?

      In my imagination, you are Tim-Burton-ish soulless, stick-in-the-mud scrooge. I’d tell you to lighten up and have some spiked egg-nog, but I suspect it would only make (imaginary) you surlier and be an excuse to kick the dog.

  6. Turkey says:

    The answer could also work for a poop joke.

  7. Ejia says:

    I really enjoy the bad ones
    in fact they seem to be the only ones I do like
    someone send help