The eleventh RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team now are in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn’t want you to think we’d forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It’s also our way of giving you the “reveal” moment we no longer have in the advent calendar. We’ve made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: Why does Hidetaka Miyazaki leave footprints wherever he goes?

A: He has dark soles

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    Captain Narol says:

    2 good ones in a raw, what’s up with you RPS hive ?

    • Improper says:

      In a raw? Well now that you mention it, it is pretty rare to see well done jokes in game website medium.

  2. Vacuity729 says:

    It’s probably a misteak, good jokes are pretty rare in the RPS crackers.

    • Vacuity729 says:

      Gah, that was supposed to be a reply to Improper…

      • April March says:

        I guess you made a misteak yourself!
        But don’t worry about it; I know you’d meat a higher standard if the commenting system didn’t have a beef with us.

  3. PanFaceSpoonFeet says:

    Why did princess toadstool go on the pill?
    Because Mario Maker.

  4. kud13 says:

    let me guess: He has dark soles.

    Edit: that’s 2/11 that I was able to guess. kinda predictable.

  5. Jerppa says:

    Brexit, Donald Trump and two funny Christmas Crackers.

    God have mercy on our souls.