I am bad at Tekken 7 – so I sought help from a pro

I have Tekken so many hits

I keep getting beaten up by strangers. Tekken 7 is as traditional a fighting game as they come. You punch, you kick, you get shredded to pieces by a robotic woman’s saws-for-arms. At recent games show EGX, I saw two fighting game pros facing off in front of an audience, knocking seven shades of showmanship out of each other. I sat down to watch, enthralled by the speed at which they pulverised one another. I thought: hey, I could do that.

But I cannot do that.

I installed Tekken 7, it being the latest game in the fighting series I have most experience with. I practiced with the character Law, a backflipping bargain bucket Bruce Lee. But I also tinkered with Feng Wei, a very cross-looking Chinese man with concrete fists and strong eyebrow game. The Tekken Wiki lists Feng’s occupation as “Chinese Martial Arts Master” and “Terrorist”.

In online fights, however, I did not do well. I suffered multiple individual defeats over the course of two weeks, culminating in a public humiliation on Twitch in front of a whole 18 people – a tournament fight in which a robot took off her own head and hurled it at me like a bowling ball (as mentioned on the latest podcast). I was duelling an Italian streamer. In this screen, you can see our health bars at the beginning of the final round. Note that I am shown to have won zero tournament fights as Feng. My tag line reads: “Go Easy On Me”.


My opponent’s tag reads: “Artificial Immortal”.


She has won 1120 fights.


Reeling from the shame and degradation of this tournament, I have sought advice from a Tekken champ. Fergus McGee is a 23-year-old professional Tekken player from Ireland who’s been playing the series for five years. Normally, he plays with Asuka, a Japanese fighter fond of throws and reversals. Her hobby is listed as “Vigilantism”. Fergus has written character guides for the game before, so he may be able to help even me.

RPS: Hello, Fergus. I’m getting knocked out often. What mistakes do newcomers like me make?

Fergus: New players to the Tekken series will struggle at first if you want to get at a competitive level. You will have to go over the mechanics of the game as well as Fighting Game specifics like combos, frame data, punishment and so on. Basically it’s easy to get overwhelmed by the sheer number of options in Tekken, it is a long and hard game… You have to learn how to crawl first before you can walk.

RPS: What is the correct response when a robot woman takes her head off and throws it at you?

Fergus: I’m assuming the robot woman is Alisa haha. I assume the aforementioned move is F414 (Forward Circle Square Circle) [Fergus plays on PlayStation, but we won’t hold that against him]. If you are far away from Alisa while she’s doing this, you can tap up or down to sidestep to avoid the 3rd hit which is the head throw. Up close, you want to block the head then do Feng’s B1+2 (Back Square + Triangle) to hurt her for doing it (we call this a punish).


RPS: Like you say, I’m playing as Feng at the moment. What’s generally the best approach to use with him? What are his strengths and weaknesses?

Fergus: Feng is a very versatile character with a lot of options. He’s quite strong in this game, considered top five by some. His strengths lies in his poking game and damaging lows combined with strong mixup game. However he’s not totally perfect as his combo damage without access to the walls is a bit low as well as having poor punishment in some areas.

RPS: I might need a glossary for some of what you are saying. How often would I need to practice to become a professional like you?

Fergus: Haha thanks for the compliment. It really depends on the person and how they approach the game along with their mentality. Some people learn at a faster rate than others. I know people who only started Tekken with T7 (so 4-5 months) and they’re already doing better than people who have been playing Tekken for years. It just depends on how eager and hungry you are to learn and to improve at the game, ie asking advice, playing a lot, taking stuff to training mode. I’ve been playing for five years now and still feel like I have loads to learn.


RPS: Why do I get this horrifying flood of adrenaline when I fight online?

Fergus: That’s just the rush of playing fighting games. After all, you’re literally trying to beat your opponent up haha. It’s one of the best feelings ever to overcome an opponent who used to destroy you but then you slowly get better and surpass them. It’s simply the thrill of the fight.

RPS: I got publicly humiliated by a twitch streamer. An entire 18 people watched me get booted around the ring like a hackey sack. What can I do to reduce the stress of performing?

Fergus: As a fighting game player, it can be hard to take losses. A mentality that I’ve found helped me for years is that you just have to accept that you are bad at the game, so there’s less stress in losing and more willingness to learn and ask questions from stronger players.


RPS: What is the best piece of Tekken advice you’ve ever been given by a fellow pro?

Fergus: The same advice I’ve given above, just think of yourself as trash at the game so you’re more open to learning and accepting losses on the chin. As difficult as it can be sometimes, this helps a lot. Gotta have to play-to-learn and not play-to-win in most cases.

RPS: Thanks for your time.

And so my journey towards becoming Slightly Competent continues. I am not the first white belt journo to try and trade his “whiffing” for winning. Friend and Cool Ghost Quintin Smith once tried to reach the top 10% of fighters in Street Fighter V, and a staffer at IGN tried to fool judges into thinking he was a real Tekken pro after just two weeks of practice. I will probably stop fighting in another week, mostly because I don’t think my adrenal glands can handle much more. But assuming I keep going, please offer your own advice in the comments below.


  1. weloveme says:

    I’m a veteran of Tekken series and been playing it since Tekken 2 and watched it change and evolve all the way till T7.

    There are some ways to get better and really all do take a long time anyway because T7 is made for those who are dedicated. One way is to start from scratch and at least starting at T3 and choosing any character who is present in each Tekken such as Nina, Xiayou, Jin, Jack etc and learn about the character and how they evolve and tweak within each series. You somewhat imprint on the character as you know certain key moves will always be on each release and you use that to experiment with new movesets and combinding them with old ones etc.

    Another way is to start on T7 with it being the latest and most up to date, pick a character you feel that spark in. Xiayou is fast and fluid, Jin is more for poking and confusing the opponent by using his stances which can connect to a low, mid or burst high, Jack if you want full frontal assualts or King if you want to take the gamble to get your opponent in a grapple and end the match with luck and precision.

    Each character has their own profile of speed, execution, delivery and recovery. Each move as that hole in the defense before and after the said move depending on its power. For e.g a straight high jab is fast as its just one button but say a f 1+2 for Jin is a double punch however if it is blocked he still needs to put both fists down which gives your opponent to counter.

    I wouldnt go online until you can master most of the moveset and start air juggling as well as trying to come up with your own. Move your character around, dance around your opponent, as you move side ways or forward stepping your opponent is trying to figure out which move your going to deliver or if the opponent isnt going to risk and starts pulling back, dash in close for a grapple. If they are close enough an effective one is to launch a low kick followed by another and another. the opponent will not think you are going to troll a low kick at least 3 or 4 times and after being struck they will try to counter with a high.

    For going online is to simply pretend you are facing off against a very hard AI and forget you are facing against someone live.

  2. Terics says:

    Best fighting game advice I got was to get a friend. Losing online in a vacuum is soul crushing and you probably won’t learn shit losing to randoms over and over again. Losing against a friend over several matches is way more fun and you’re playing against a singular person, letting you learn against a singular opponent who you can talk to can hopefully don’t mind losing to. Fighting games(and especially Tekken) are hard and trying to learn everything can make you forget that you’re supposed to be having fun and friends are good for that.

    But really, trying to learn a fighter by yourself is nigh impossible in isolation. This is why they things like locals and tournaments are so important. But even a good discord channel will do you wonders.

    On a side not, Tekken is actually pretty intuitive for a fighting game. And I’ve only realized that by looking at various guides and tutorials outside the game. It really sucks that there’s next to nothing for beginners in this, otherwise great game.

  3. Unclepauly says:

    “But i cannot do that” Reminds me of this from snl.. “But I want to go to there”.

    Ahhhhhhh, bad comedy can be so good

  4. Carlacartacea says:

    Hi, I’m Carlacartacea. I’m really sorry if you felt bad by playing against me in my stream on my twitch channel. It was not my intention to humiliate you, and I really want to say that I do not consider myself a pro-player. My streams are all about having fun together, even though we are not exactly newbies. Please feel free to jump in again sometimes and a sincere suggestion I can give you is “don’t let it get to you”; fighting games can be really fun if you have the right mindset but getting angry is also part of the experience. Hope to see you soon, ;)

    • Skabooga says:

      I applaud you for your class, Carlacartacea.

    • TeePee says:

      If it helps, I don’t think Brendan was genuinely humiliated- he has quite a self-deprecating writing style, so it was probably just for flavour as much as anything (Brendan may feel differently, and perhaps typed this through floods of tears, who knows?)

      Either way, super classy response, dude. A credit to your community.

  5. Moragami says:

    Best advice I can offer is, don’t even try. The real glory goes to those who eat chicken dinners. Second place goes to people who get laid a lot (not Tekken pros).

  6. smeaa mario says:

    Another good advice is finding and following Youtubers who main your character of choice. It doesn’t immediately sound like a good idea to invest time in watching pro players play, but it helps a lot more than you’d imagine.

  7. bumpyface says:

    Tekken is DEEP. It takes years to get gud at the game. First get comfortable with movement. Next find a character that reflects your playstyle. If you don’t have training partners, get some. The last piece I have for you is utilize training mode. Get your mix-ups and corner pressure down. You may want to try some of the more beginner friendly characters. Tekken is usually pretty balanced but there are characters that are stronger than others.

  8. Bobtree says:

    I played Tekken 3/4/5 way back, and as a Virtua Fighter refugee I have some interest in Tekken 7, but the screen shaking completely ruins it for me, so it’s not even on my wishlist.