The Second RPS Cracker Of Christmas

While we’re all curled up in our shared Christmas hibernation cocoon over the holidays, the site gets a little quieter. But fear not, for each day of the ho-ho-holidays there’s a Christmas cracker to pull! Oh, and of course, if you’re after more posts you might have missed, why not join our Supporter Program, and unlock dozens of new posts from the last year!

Meanwhile, you provide your own party hat, and we’ll provide the groaner of a gag.

Q: How does Suspicious Developments know when their turkey’s cooked?

A. They look at its Heat Signature!

9 Comments

Top comments

  1. Milos says:

    Q: Asked what is the best PC game out there, what did the RPS writer say?

    A: WoT, I think.
  1. notprotonated says:

    Oof.

  2. Jerppa says:

    Funnier than James Corden.

    • ColonelFlanders says:

      To be fair even the holocaust is funnier than James Corden

  3. Godwhacker says:

    Feels like January already

  4. Milos says:

    Q: Asked what is the best PC game out there, what did the RPS writer say?

    A: WoT, I think.

  5. Freud says:

    Surely this is in breach of the Geneva convention?

    • Don Reba says:

      Subset Games wants into the breach of the Geneva convention so bad, it travels faster than light.

  6. Vacuity729 says:

    Keep it up! More! More!

  7. hprice says:

    A: When the timer goes off on the cooker which they set earlier on. Sometimes, they take the turkey out of the oven and cut into it, or poke it with a sharp implement to see if the juices have gone clear yet.