The Fourth RPS Cracker Of Christmas

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Meanwhile, you provide your own party hat, and we’ll provide the groaner of a gag.

Q: Did you hear about the Ubisoft employee who worked for the London Underground?

A. He got fired because he kept telling people to grind the map!

14 Comments

Top comments

  1. Henke says:

    Q: What type of math are Ubisoft employees best at?
    A: The division.
  1. pauleyc says:

    Ow, my small intestine!

  2. Henke says:

    Q: What type of math are Ubisoft employees best at?
    A: The division.

  3. Minglefingler says:

    These jokes are a far cry from being acceptable. Icon’t see any reason to make fun of Ubisoft’s maps. Puns like this Arno way amusing, I wish there were some of comedy watch dog I could report this to. I could contrast Ubi maps to other open worlds, for example Liberty City doesn’t come close to Alexandria. I suppose that’s comparing apples and oranges though.

  4. caff says:

    Whomever is writing these so-called jokes needs a kick up the ass-assins creed origins.

  5. Ghostwise says:

    Rats, I was expecting something about oranges.

  6. N'Al says:

    I take it someone is getting paid to come up with these?

  7. hprice says:

    Yes, I did. He/she got fired for moonlighting.

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