The Eighth RPS Cracker Of Christmas

While we’re all curled up in our shared Christmas hibernation cocoon over the holidays, the site gets a little quieter. But fear not, for each day of the ho-ho-holidays there’s a Christmas cracker to pull! Oh, and of course, if you’re after more posts you might have missed, why not join our Supporter Program, and unlock dozens of new posts from the last year!

Meanwhile, you provide your own party hat, and we’ll provide the groaner of a gag.

Q: What did puzzle game designer Jason Roberts say when he needed the toilet?

A: I Gorogoa!


  1. Godwhacker says:

    Not angry, just disappointed

  2. FurryLippedSquid says:

    Not disappointed, just angry.


  3. Shazbut says:

    Hey, that wasn’t bad! Or maybe I’m just tired…

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    johannsebastianbach says:

    Expected nothing, still disappointed.

  5. Freud says:

    Shit joke.

  6. Minglefingler says:

    Q: Which crusading Youtuber’s currency is currently riding high?

    A: Jim Sterling.

    Q: Which developer jumped the shark in 2017 when it became apparent their big sequel was more of a sprint than a Marathon?

    A: Bungie

  7. Alien426 says:

    Q: What did the Mortal Kombat character say in a Counter-Strike match?
    A: Goro, Go “A”!