The Tenth RPS Cracker Of Christmas

Even though we’re back there’s still a Christmas cracker to pull! 12 days and all. Oh, and of course, if you’re after more posts you might have missed, why not join our Supporter Program, and unlock dozens of new posts from the last year!

Meanwhile, you provide your own party hat, and we’ll provide the groaner of a gag.

Q: Why is it very puzzling to write a tune about an ice cream?

A. Because it’s an opus magnum!


Top comments

  1. R. Totale says:

    I'm torn between disgust and admiration.
  1. N'Al says:

    Christmas is over (in most parts of the world, at least)! Stop it!!

  2. Minglefingler says:

    Q: What game developer paid Ubisoft for an egregious amount of product placement in Assassin’s Creed Oranges?

    A: Monolith

  3. R. Totale says:

    I’m torn between disgust and admiration.

  4. Awkward_Seppuku says:

    Please stop! I’ll tell you where the gold is!

  5. sunahe says:

    Please stop.

  6. Catterbatter says:

    Mint chocolate chiptune?

  7. hprice says:

    A: It isn’t. There have been plenty of well known tunes that have involved icecreams. In 1939, Judy Garland sang the well known tune “Somewhere over the Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough” which became one of the standards of the 20th century.

    In the 1960’s the Beatles sang “I am the Walls’ Viennetta””.

    So I really don’t get this idea that it would be strange singing about ice-cream. I mean even the latterday hip-hop/rapper types have done songs about icecream. Even old Kanye West has a track on his seminal “Late Registration” album called, “Touch The Tutti-Frutti”. I think some people are just a bit ice-creamist, nowadays …