The Eleventh RPS Cracker Of Christmas

Even though we’re back there’s still a Christmas cracker to pull! 12 days and all. Oh, and of course, if you’re after more posts you might have missed, why not join our Supporter Program, and unlock dozens of new posts from the last year!

Meanwhile, you provide your own party hat, and we’ll provide the groaner of a gag.

Q. Why did Heihachi lose his seat at the King of the Iron Fist Tournament?

A. It was Tekken!


  1. N'Al says:


  2. Godwhacker says:

    I don’t get it

    • fish99 says:

      It was taken.

    • oyog says:

      In the Tekken games the King of Iron Fist Tournament is an international fighting tournament. It’s the reasoning behind all these random bizarre Tekken characters fighting each other. Heihachi is one of those characters.

      I can’t believe how much of the “plot” I remember from reading character bios in the Tekken 3 and Tag Tournament manuals. :I

  3. hprice says:

    Jings … you people got to start reading some newspapers. The story is that Heihachi went to the toilet at the break, and veteran actor Bob Hoskins took his place because it was vacant. It was a silly thing for Heihachi to do but when you got to go, you got to go.

    Anyhow, it all turned out ok in the end because Bob Hoskins was beaten by the other veteran actor in the tournament, Harry Dean Stanton, in the final fight-off. So Heihachi probably would have lost anyway …